Jason

ASMR Pressure Washing. Free pressure washing, improving the world one driveway at a time; making a living on my own time at my own pace.

[Mike White @mwhite1961]

@elonmusk The wisest Marx of them all:

[Jason @PaintDoctorMD]

@softmaxxwell Worst hair of all time

[Teslaconomics @Teslaconomics]

I’ve got Starlink beaming high-speed internet from space straight to my Cyberbeast.

Five devices are connected.

My kids are learning with Grok.

My significant other is planning our next trip.

Tesla FSD is taking my family and me safely and peacefully to beautiful Santa Barbara, as I’m sitting back drinking my fresh coffee.

And while all of that is happening, I’m uploading this post through Starlink so I can share this feeling with the world on 𝕏.

Sometimes I have to stop and think about how crazy this is.

I guess this is what living in the Muskonomy feels like… you feel like you’re living in 2069.

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

Gotta love Dutch humor. 😂

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

This is biblical.

A woman in her eighties. Ten years into Alzheimer's. Hadn't spoken a full sentence in five years.

Takes one, 5 gram dose of psilocybin.

She slept 19 hours and woke up and spoke for hours about her life, recognized family and held real conversations. She regained bladder control after five years, walked on her own. and dressed herself. Gains held for weeks.

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

“There is a building material that does not burn, that does not rot”

“In 1937 the US Government made it a crime to grow the plant it comes from”

[Jason @PaintDoctorMD]

@_tenletters_ Damnit, I can't follow you any harder

[Jason @PaintDoctorMD]

@shirogane__sama @instagram Zuckerfuck is a loser. I hate this for you. And it's not even the first time is it

[Uncover AI @uncover_ai]

POV: It's the year 2060 and your Al wife tells you ads because you can't afford wife premium:

[Jason @PaintDoctorMD]

@Ersin0X God I hope that's a Subaru, I fucking hate Subarus

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

Yeah…

[Jason @PaintDoctorMD]

@TaraBull Yeah ok

[Jason @PaintDoctorMD]

@SawyerMerritt LOL

[Matthew Donegan-Ryan @MatthewDR]

🚗CONTROVERSIAL TAKE BY @DougDeMuro & @JasonCammisa 📐

“The Tesla @cybertruck is the best car that’s ever been made!”

Doug advice to the people: “it’s time to go electric”

$tsla

[ApoStructura @ApoStructura]

Starship is by far the largest spacecraft to safely reenter the atmosphere from orbital velocities.

Here it is compared to the Space Shuttle, Orion, and the Apollo command module.

[Jason @PaintDoctorMD]

@thurais75 @aakashgupta Lmao, balls would be in the water. Absolutely idiotic.

[فُلَانْ بِنْ عَلَّاْنْ @Matador_X6]

@Polymarket Dreams do come true!

[Praise The Camera Man @PraiseTheCMen]

How to take a good profile picture with your phone 🤳

[Bedroom Fitness @BedroomFitnes]

Do this every morning and your body will feel lighter, looser, and more alive

[Jason @PaintDoctorMD]

@spoilxmargo Nah, that one long middle toe is jacked up