Laurel

I love me some critters. Critters, gardening, science and dancing. In that order.

[Laurel @PaintedLAS]

Thank you @dirtyheads for spending 918 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/APJzcNLJgY

[Robert Collins @DrRobertCollins]

I just ran into one of the security guards in my building. I asked if she was evacuating. She said: “On my salary, either I can evacuate. Or I can pay my rent on the first. I can’t do both.” I wish more people understood that not everyone has the privilege to evacuate. #Ida

[Laurel @PaintedLAS]

@nytimes Here's my surprised face...

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

If you can confirm a Supreme Court Justice in 8 days, then you can impeach a President in 10.

[Laurel @PaintedLAS]

All the while Americans are dying.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Yes, you should point out the hypocrisy of senior administration officials who spent a year calling the virus a hoax being among the first in line to be vaccinated.

No, you shouldn’t be all that surprised it’s happening; that’s literally how continuity of government works.

[Darla Lawson @DarlaLawson87]

Young cancer patient, victim of package theft, collects toys for kids at children’s hospital https://t.co/K4DNqTy1SH

[Laurel @PaintedLAS]

This makes me happy. Like, who TF doesn't own a pet? Oh yeah, people who are never home because they're golfing... or psychopaths that don't understand love.

[NPR @NPR]

A long tradition of presidential pets will be revived in January. And a little history will be made, too: President-elect Joe Biden's younger dog will be the first rescue dog in the White House. https://t.co/pvp3am7oop

[Laurel @PaintedLAS]

This is the America I want to see!

"Philadelphians hit the streets as the Pennsylvania ballot count comes down to the wire" https://t.co/nAuk0JXNWF

[Decision Desk HQ @DecisionDeskHQ]

Decision Desk HQ projects that @JoeBiden has won Pennsylvania and its 20 electoral college votes for a total of 273.

Joe Biden has been elected the 46th President of the United States of America.

Race called at 11-06 08:50 AM EST

All Results: https://t.co/BgcQsEyt3j

[MS NOW @MSNOWNews]

Vote leads as of 8:55 a.m. ET Friday:

• Georgia (99% in): Biden +1,097
• Pennsylvania (95%): Biden +5,587
• Nevada (89%): Biden +11,438
• Arizona (90%): Biden +47,052

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

And here it is, your Moment of Zen

[Laurel @PaintedLAS]

@StephenAtHome helps all Americans verbalize our shock and disgust. Silence is the same as acceptance. We need to stand up for our values. This is OUR country, not NARCISSIST Trump's

[The Late Show @colbertlateshow]

"If you did not know that Joe Biden was getting close to 270, Donald Trump just provided all the proof you will ever need."

[Laurel @PaintedLAS]

@KING5Seattle Phhhh. Give me a break. You lost, deal with it.

[Laurel @PaintedLAS]

@kirstiealley @realDonaldTrump "-From one delusional narcissist to another." There. I fixed it for you.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Well, that sucks — in addition to being the worst POTUS in history, unusually orange, a malignant narcissist, and a pathological liar, the Tangerine Tyrant appears to have started his period

[Laurel @PaintedLAS]

@DanRather Seriously. How hard is this for our elected officials to understand?

[Laurel @PaintedLAS]

When @realDonaldTrump says he is going to leave the country if he doesn't win... #FugitiveTrump

[MPLS Strong @beowulf]

3 weeks ago Trump held a rally 4 miles from our village. Our county was previously virtually COVID free. Now we have a massive spike. Including a nursing home (an assistant went to the rally) and the local school. Irre-fucking-sponsible.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Don’t watch the Trump Town Hall tomorrow on NBC. Catch the highlights later. Don’t give Trump a ratings win. Pass it on.

[Laurel @PaintedLAS]

The last "Project Fireball" was a 1.2M sqft single story building was a Goodyear tire distribution center. This could be a great thing for jobs...
Hmmm. Guess we'll see. https://t.co/Miv8FFtee6