Pits

🦄 in middle 🇺🇸 just vomiting rainbows and shitting glitter ✨ 🌈

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

Elect a clown, expect a circus. And boy, did we get one.

[Physics & Astronomy Zone @zone_astronomy]

The highest quality video of the moon was just released… this is so beautiful.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

One month after starting the war in Iran, this is the statement of the President of the United States on Easter Sunday.

These are the ravings of a dangerous and mentally unbalanced individual. Congress has got to act NOW. End this war.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

To everyone celebrating Easter, Michelle and I wish you a joyful holiday filled with reminders of the enduring power of faith and hope.

[Nancy Sidley @nancytsidley]

This is the face of a man who just realized the Kardashian curse is real!

[Christopher Webb @cwebbonline]

Let’s be honest, federal agents aren’t trying to keep the peace. They want violence to escalate so that Trump can declare martial law..

They shot a reverend in the head with pepper balls while he was praying. In front of an ICE facility. If that doesn’t tell you where we are as a country, nothing will.

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

WE NEED LAWYERS AT ALL THESE PROTESTS‼️ He was incredibly calm, well spoken & respectful‼️

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

[Chicago] Masked Border Patrol Agents Press WGN Producer to Pavement, Drag Her Into Unmarked Van With New Jersey Plates

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

The same guy who told you COVID was a hoax just got his updated booster. You can’t make this up.

I'm glad Donald is still taking Dr. Fauci’s advice. Right, MAGAs?

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

Anti-vax in the streets, pro-vax in the sheets

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Brutally spot-on. 😳👇

[Jasmine Crockett @JasmineForUS]

So I heard Republicans are confused and waiting for Jerry Springer to tell them who their daddy is before any legislation can move!

Is Elon their daddy or Trump?

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

this is like kendrick vs drake but with two drakes

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Why is pharma suing to stop President Biden from lowering prescription drug prices? Follow the money.

Januvia, Merck's diabetes drug, costs $547 in the US but just $16 in France.

Eliquis, Bristol-Myers Squibb’s blood clot drug, costs $561 in the US but just $63 in Germany.

[Pits @PaintedPits]

THC will have you aging Backwards. #legalizenow

[Pits @PaintedPits]

@CaraLisette This is Martin

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

I cannot, in good conscience, vote for the debt ceiling deal.

[Pits @PaintedPits]

Hahaha YESSSS public call out. What?! #freetacotuesday
@tacojohns @tacobell

[Pits @PaintedPits]

What’s wrong @whichwich ? You used to be cool. Now you are always out of things and dirty.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Jesus regrets dying for most of you.