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pioneer of upcycling, Olympic hopeful, emailer, former gaslighter

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When you haven’t peed all day because you’re wearing a romper

Spring time, bitches

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How are the couples who had the live laugh love wall stickers above their couch doing

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@jtrain56 Post your Apple Watch data or it’s not real

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Why fall in love when you can stay up all night thinking about what to name an internally facing Google Doc for a job.

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My Food Disgust Sensitivity is elevated (66.5%). https://t.co/v0LvIE5mna via @idr_labs

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Half the time people post their food pictures I throw up in my mouth. Please , stop

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I’m not saying this is a good reason to have kids but 5 year olds make the very best back walkers

[trash jones @jzux]

when you die God sits you down in a big coffee shop and plays you a 30-hour long compilation of every weird thing you ever said at a party

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@sarahschauer Embarrassing

[Steli Cosmetics @SteliCosmetics]

self care is not linear, and that's okay. it looks beautiful on you regardless

@werenotreallystrangers

[alexa @alaskaisalexa]

werenotreallystrangers needs to get a twitter account bc I feel like a lot more people need to see this

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@KDKA Rivoting story thanks team

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The older I get the more convinced I am that most of my problems are just a result of being dehydrated

[transparentblackgirl @transparentblkg]

I know wellness can sound like this big concept, but you really can start with just putting yourself first. That’s the first step towards it. The healing, exercise regimen, therapy, healthier relationships, etc. that follows is just a result of consistent self-preservation.

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What if the murderer in season 2 of white lotus is just the us healthcare system baby

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Hot dudes reading or hot dudes eating oysters I don’t know what’s better

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@fayemikah Follow the signs from the toilets duh