Paulina

people b saying things so definitively. like man i think it depends | 23y.o.

[Sarah Burssty (MOVING SOON!) @SarahBurssty]

the radio star:

[Gus @Nobummmer]

There is probably a version of me out there that completely gave up on life and just does heroin and watches “watchmojo top 10 discontinued snacks all day”

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

how is it possible to solve chess and colonize mars, but not possible to use the search function on here

[chloe casanova @psychlo_]

“wanna grab coffee?” no i wanna GRAB an officers service weapon but that’s not happening either

[hornet🫧🍉 @carrprizov]

turns out when you spend $100 in 6 different places it turns into $600? did anyone else know this or am i the first to find out

[The Freaking Batman @TheUnbowedBat]

No, you cannot fuck the Batmobile.

[brian @Hey_Brian]

Lmao

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Thanks AI, but I'm perfectly capable of writing my own slop

[Chris Deeley @ThatChris1209]

NO!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[eren @worm375007]

a lesbian peeing? she's yurinating

[ʚɞ @meowcissism]

quitting school to focus on killing myself

[Near @batdevil2022]

if yall hear a loud moaning coming from me in the theatre when battinson shows up on screen covered in blood please ignore it

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Whenever I’m having a tough day, I think to myself: AAAAAAHHHH!

[tasman @lildorothy_]

(me as a car salesman) if you don’t buy this car right now i will kill myself

[shrimps💪🍤 @shrimpchipsss]

death by a thousand $20 purchases

[Ernests Lācis🇱🇻 @LacisErnests]

In America if you child doesn't know burger chain lore they get nothing