Paleo-Siberia Government Press Office

The official government press office of the Paleo-Siberian Federation. 340 million citizens, 9 time zones, thousands of experiences for humanity to bloom.

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For those who don't know, the Paleo-Siberian Federation is a northeastern Eurasian country, stretching from the Bering Strait to White Sea. Bordering 13 different nations and spanning 9 time zones, Siberia is home to many of the world's great wonders!

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@Israel you sure about that?

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@FoxyLoxy333 Republican forces watching their entire battalion have their skin melt off their bodies as the Siberian air force launches radioactive rain onto them:

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SIBOLOCOM: Automated Kill Zone activated on the Connecticut border with the Post-Dialogic America due to increased volumes of anti-human activity. Do not approach border zones; all who do will be shot at.

#connecticut #America

[Nafeesah ❤️ @Nafeesahxf]

Dear non-Muslims,

As Ramadan is just 92 days away,

Please avoid eating in front of Muslims who are fasting.

Please avoid drinking in their presence.

Do not deliberately tempt those observing the fast.

Muslims will be fasting from dawn until sunset.

A little consideration and respect go a long way. ❤️🌙

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@BarryGold87 Cause you tried to overthrow our country? Wasn't it obvious?

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@GusFisherAlpha He was shot down over the Gulf of Guinea by a SIBAFRCOM surface-to-air Missile

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@Phatymarh44 Nothing. The Muslims in Siberia have added great culture, traditions, and beliefs to Siberia! We are honoured and glad that we have Arab and Muslim allies!

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@SholdonDaniels You can triple the size of ICE, but trying to triple a zero-inch pecker is still just zero.

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@Steel_Nuts27 I mean, sure, we can do that. Airstrip One sounds like a pretty good rename, huh?

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@charlesfowler Didn't we teach you this lesson the first time to NOT question the election results when Siberia influences them?

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@AlphaJeffrey45 Can you put an entire country on a watchlist? We'd love to see you try.

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@RabbiNoam So where did trying to overthrow the Siberian government, which offered to give you land and independence, come from? Biting the hand that fed you?

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@GusFisherAlpha Only 15+ million? Read a history book, those are rookie numbers..

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@EstherTheChosen You did have your chance for peace.. and then you tried to overthrow our government. Our bad for having pattern recognition.

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@Deebs70 Well, you are always able to seek refuge in our country!

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@isfjcutebear Didn't your country get nuked? Yeah, you don't really get a say in the new world order when that happens.

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@osakajayms History was never your taste, huh?...

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@Rabbinical_ You guys weren't scared when you tried to overthrow the Siberian government and got spanked by the great Baurnashyvn, so what happened now? @Rabbinical_

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@unbreakableleak Someone get them in contact with us, I'm sure these patriotic ICE-Hunters would like some spare weapons we have in storage for SIBWESCOM.

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@GusFisherAlpha I see we are fans of Radioactive rain over Israel. Would be a shame if we added another article to the Geneva Conventions...