Daniel Palladino

[Gary Sheffield Jr. @GarysheffieldJr]

No worries everyone Ramos’ defense may be dismal in the most difficult position to play at Yankee Stadium in left field but we can always DH him on the days Ben Rice or Stanton or Judge or Garcia Jr or Dominguez don’t DH

[Derek Levandowski @PinstripeDerek]

Apparently the Giants GM called Brian Cashman and said: “Hey, I heard you’re interested in Luis Arraez. You need contact hitters.”

Cashman was like:
“Hmm… I dunno. You got any fat, slow outfielders who strike out a lot and don’t hit for power?”

[Yankeesource @YankeeSource]

Red Sox: Rutschman
Rays: Hicks
Yankees:

[JC🇵🇷 @CantH0LDMe]

Scared of medicals like their star DH doesn’t go on vacation yearly lmao

[ColeIsKing @ColeIsKing_]

AARON JUDGE IS 34 YEARS OLD. THE LOCKOUT IS NEXT YEAR. JUDGE WILL BE 36 IN 2028. HE IS WASTING HIS PRIME YEARS WITH THESE GARBAGE ASS TEAMS HE HAS AROUND HIM GO ALL IN TODAY AND MAKE ALL THE FUCKING MOVES TO IMPROVE THIS TEAM FOR YOUR TEAM CAPTAIN YOU FUCKING RETARD

[Underdog NFL @UnderdogNFL]

Aaron Rodgers when asked about his mindset coming into his last season, via @PatMcAfeeShow:

"I'm gonna plead the fifth. Like that absolute coward Tony Fauci. Absolute coward."

[Edward “Hook” McDonald @edward1mcdonald]

I care about fantasy football way more than I care about 95% of real life shit.

[Lukas! @doctorzackerzal]

This video has me so fried, why does he sound like cartman

[Jeff D. Lowe @JeffDLowe]

Pound for pound one of the weirdest tweets I’ve ever seen.

[𝔪𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔭 @bigmishap]

tighten up young man i thought a girl tweeted ts

[autist @litteralyme0]

How the shotgun in my closet looks at me on a Sunday after 5pm

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

Me by next August after watching Korean Baseball all summer

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

🚨THIS IS FASCINATING:

BILL BELICHICK TAUGHT ROB GRONKOWSKI TO USE “LATE HANDS” SO DEFENDERS COULDN’T MAKE A PLAY ON THE FOOTBALL.

🤯

Gronk would not extend his hands until the ball was right on him, making it nearly impossible for defenders to react.

[Stevie @RaptorsShaq]

"Big Deuce" is the worst nickname I have ever heard

[bruna jurídico iCarly @firecosgrove]

estão falando que TODO o elenco de iCarly parece ser metade asiático

[Sal Maiorana @salmaiorana]

Everyone keeps saying the Yankees have a great chance because the AL sucks. Folks, the Yankees are part of the suckage. They suck. Let me repeat. They suck. They are one of the reasons the AL sucks.

[i like food @messedupfoods]

I know the whole group hated his ass

[Ray Kump @RayKump]

Bear could have avoided every problem in this movie and still gotten Nikki if he’d just wished to be 6’3”

[Larry Jones @QuanFlix_]

Bruh what's hilarious he spelled Tony wrong so the tweet bypass everybody mutes 😭😭😭😭