Dan

Clown, tool, bowler, mountain biker, tractor boy, carp blanker, husband, father, god and serial moaner

[Dan @Palmercrash]

@EASPORTSFC £100 to start both kidneys on the black market to keep up with the game and this is what you provide. Money well spent if you ask me 👏👏👏

[Dan @Palmercrash]

@RoyalMail receiving one shouldn't be either

[Dan @Palmercrash]

@BarackObama @MichelleObama The most Micheal picture I've seen

[Dan @Palmercrash]

@Sony @PlayStationUK probably not the best time to ask for a bloody survey. Give ya heads a wobble an focus on the servers

[Dan @Palmercrash]

Fair play to @AFCAjax for letting @ManUtd train on their pitch while they play away

[Dan @Palmercrash]

@PhilFoden well played I hope you blank till October 🤣 🎣🎣🎣

[Dan @Palmercrash]

@SimonBrodkin another tidy finish over the weekend keep it up Mr Brodkin #110%Bent

[Dan @Palmercrash]

@Ubisoft never heard anything about you struggling when you followed the creed. Sold the soul of the games to allow the new fans to ride round on rainbow unicorns are star constellations with flashing swords to slay monsters and mythical beasts. Bravo 👏👏
Altaïr has your feather

[Dan @Palmercrash]

@Independent does this not work I noticed your account still live

[Dan @Palmercrash]

@NHSuk what's the idea of giving appointments out on days it's known there's not going to be the correct staff working? Do you cover childcare cost in brainless decisions like this?

[Dan @Palmercrash]

@WelshLabour morning, just wondering why you've had 3 identical leaflets posted through my door? They include an Indian man who does something in England but nothing to do with us. Remember there's a climate agenda too, seems like we're driving at 20 to facilitate this dumping

[Dan @Palmercrash]

So Maguire's mums kicking off and there's good videos now popping up. Just goes to show anyone who can slap a head that square is not to be messed with

[Dan @Palmercrash]

@DeadlineDayLive 30p an united would have the better deal 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Dan @Palmercrash]

@DeadlineDayLive You'd have to pay me to have Maguire anywhere my club

[Dan @Palmercrash]

@DeadlineDayLive Who's stupid enough to pay £30m on him, I wouldn't give a curly wurly for him

[Dan @Palmercrash]

@talkSPORT If she was in any other kit you would not even ask this question.

[Dan @Palmercrash]

@Mickomicra @themichaelowen @premierleague Why would you want that representing your club?

[Dan @Palmercrash]

@ESPNFC A forced support is no support 🤷

[Dan @Palmercrash]

@SkyUK if your adverts are advertising mufctv then that must be your highlight package so definitely time to embrace the streaming services and finally end my 20 year contract

[Dan @Palmercrash]

@afcstuff What's the point in an arsenal move if hes supposed to want trophies