Das Boys

Squad thoughts

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@budweiser. 62% of Americans want @GovGaryJohnson to join @HillaryClinton and @realDonaldTrump in the @debates. Be American. #LetGaryDebate!

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If you're feeling down I can feel you up. #sexy #hinthint #buttstuff2k15

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I don't throw up, I throw down! -cue dance music. #clubbin #tanked #lit

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Clean up On isle my panties!

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Why do we say "I wanna fuck the shit out of u". That's actually disgusting... #gross #buttstuff2015

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Thats boring, Let's play whose in my mouth. #Quebec #Sexy

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I swear to god this is the last shot I'm doing, until the next one. #TeamApple #Quebec

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My life is like a white person in an infomercial #shambles #rockbottom @TVGuide

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I haven't jacked off in 3 days. I feel like mother Theresa @ericchurch @LDSchurch

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Being attracted to your own flaccid penis would be the worst fetish ever. @DailySexSupply

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I'm not drunk, I'm just exhausted from drinking all day. #okimdrunk @OTYOfficial

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I lost my virginity to a retarded girl. I wanted my first time to be special. #tofar? #shutup #itsfunny

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Who would u rather bang? Katy perry with a dick or Morgan freeman with a vagina? Must be missionary. @katyperry

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If u lived in the world of netflix's bo jack horseman. What species Would u try n bang? @BoJackHorseman @Netflix_CA

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What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business. #don'tremember #didnthappen

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Peacocks are basically just rave turkeys

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Explosive diarrhea is the worst. #fun #sarcasm @CBCNews

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Just reviewed all my past Tinder matches because I've realized my best times are behind me. @billclinton @OPP_GTATraffic

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I wake up every Sunday morning and think, how many more of these wild nights am I away from the twenty seven club? @amywinehouse #party

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Not knowing the wifi password in a public place when you want to #fap 😑