Pamela Townsend

[Pamela Townsend @PamTownzend]

When are feminists going to band together to deal with the appalling lack of equity in pocket distribution in clothing? Men have approximately 23 pockets per garment while women have just one - which is sewn shut

[Pamela Townsend @PamTownzend]

@votevets @CawthornforNC Holding an opinion that Madison Cawthorn does not hold is not evil Bombing a maternity hospital is evil. Supporting those who blow up newborn babies is, likewise, evil.

[Pamela Townsend @PamTownzend]

I may have just shouted at a recorded caller who turned out to be an actual person. I should feel worse about it

[Pamela Townsend @PamTownzend]

@Fly_Norwegian You are scammers and frauds!

[Pamela Townsend @PamTownzend]

@Fly_Norwegian How do you justify using the pandemic as a pretext to scam customers? You cancelled my flight, banked the money I paid for it, stopped flying to the continent I live on so that I can no longer utilize the cash points you offered, and now refuse to offer any refund

[Pamela Townsend @PamTownzend]

@Fly_Norwegian It may be easier to make "significant increases" whilst scamming customers. You cancelled my flight, offered cash points in exchange and then stopped flying to the continent I live on. Now, you refuse to return my money in the interest of, in your words, "fairness." You suck

[Pamela Townsend @PamTownzend]

@JulieLvsDean2 @HamillHimself So, by your logic, if someone misjudged a situation in the past, he should continue in his wrong thinking or he's a hypocrite. How does anyone grow with that kind of attitude?

[Pamela Townsend @PamTownzend]

My father has been introduced to Wordle and I should sell tickets. Attempted words include watii and mativ and the ever popular patiy

[Pamela Townsend @PamTownzend]

If you read "Maus" and what you find upsetting is a handful of cusses, you need to read more. You need to read a lot more. Just keep reading.

[Pamela Townsend @PamTownzend]

Until something is done about the shocking disparity of pocket number and size between the sexes, can there be any hope for equality?

[Pamela Townsend @PamTownzend]

Pet peeve: people spelling "psych" as "sike."What in the world do you think "sike" means? Also, I am not a fan of "Whoa" being spelled "Woah."Just a couple of spelling pet peeves for your day.

[Pamela Townsend @PamTownzend]

If we charged journalists $1 for every time they used the word "unprecedented," we could pay off the national debt.

[Pamela Townsend @PamTownzend]

@miranderisms Students are great for training in humility

[Pamela Townsend @PamTownzend]

Helpful tip: If fireworks are not allowed in your region, simply rub your eyes with your knuckles whilst popping popcorn. Bonus: post fireworks snack available.

[Pamela Townsend @PamTownzend]

Public Service Announcement:. If you preface a video you've shared with "It may not be true, but . . ." I will not be watching that video. I will, instead, be silently judging you.

[Pamela Townsend @PamTownzend]

"I wasted time and now doth time waste me" - William Shakespeare 4/23/1564-4/23/1616

[Pamela Townsend @PamTownzend]

If you misattribute a quotation, I will view it as a cry for help

[Pamela Townsend @PamTownzend]

@miranderisms Once more unto the breach, dear friends!

[Pamela Townsend @PamTownzend]

@miranderisms This seems like an issue you should have worked through in premarital counseling

[Pamela Townsend @PamTownzend]

Amused by my students who are already bitter about Valentine's Day. "So you haven't found lasting love yet, poor little fifteen-year-old?" says unmarried 48-year-old me