Pam (rolling her eyes at life) Bloom

Author: The Parallel Universe Adventures, Books 1 & 2 and #paranormal #thriller After Harry. Cat slave. Hates haters.

[Pam (rolling her eyes at life) Bloom @PambloomPam]

If you like @StephenKing's #supernatural #books you'll like my latest novel, available here: https://t.co/mYwDu72mot
#paranormal
#thriller
#Kindle

[Pam (rolling her eyes at life) Bloom @PambloomPam]

I have 4 new followers from Austria, and more last week. See https://t.co/STMt2mWyXL

[Pam (rolling her eyes at life) Bloom @PambloomPam]

My daughter is 18 in June and I want to surprise her. Our family’s had the worst year; her stepdad killed himself, her grandad died and her grandma is terminally ill. Help @danielhowell @AmazingPhil @SteveCarell @ArianaGrande @NICKIMINAJ @rainnwilson @johnkrasinski @jennafischer?

[Pam (rolling her eyes at life) Bloom @PambloomPam]

Really can't be arsed with twatter* anymore... too many idiots, too much negativity. Not enough cat videos.
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I'm leaving til my next book is written. I could be some time...
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I'm sure none of you give a toss, I just needed to let posterity know. Adios, amigos.
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*sic

[Pam (rolling her eyes at life) Bloom @PambloomPam]

@staybloodred Saw it last night. Excellent. If you like Queen you'll leave with a big smile on your face.

[Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda]

They're standing in our doorway
They're saying "Trick or Treat"
I'm sitting in the hallway
And showing them my feet

[Pam (rolling her eyes at life) Bloom @PambloomPam]

@Cain_Unable It's not just Mondays... last night I dropped a full (large) tin of cocoa powder on the kitchen floor...

[Pam (rolling her eyes at life) Bloom @PambloomPam]

@MooseAllain As a kid I learnt to pronounce that. It's one of my party tricks... that and reciting The Jabberwocky. Yeah, I'm a whizz at parties*
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*I hate them.

[Pam (rolling her eyes at life) Bloom @PambloomPam]

Me and @JeffLynnesELO last night. That's me at the very back. A dream come true (for me, not them, obvs).

[Jeff Lynne's ELO @JeffLynnesELO]

Thank you for having us, Liverpool!

[Pam (rolling her eyes at life) Bloom @PambloomPam]

Off on a rare outing because you can't beat a bit of #ELO. #echoarena #liverpool

[Pam (rolling her eyes at life) Bloom @PambloomPam]

If you're not following @MooseAllain youre doing something wrong.

[Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain]

Name a more iconic eponymous character who doesn’t appear than Godot.

I’ll wait.

[Pam (rolling her eyes at life) Bloom @PambloomPam]

@cezmullin Oh really? D'ya think? *repeat forever*

[Pam (rolling her eyes at life) Bloom @PambloomPam]

Oh really? IS IT NOW?

[Pam (rolling her eyes at life) Bloom @PambloomPam]

Another childhood memory ruined...

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

The distinctive smell of crayons comes from beef fat.

[Pam (rolling her eyes at life) Bloom @PambloomPam]

My life stance most of the time.

[Pam (rolling her eyes at life) Bloom @PambloomPam]

This is so bad... I definitely want one.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Petition for Margaret Thatcher to be on the new £50 note described as a fitting tribute to her legacy, as no working class person will ever get to see one.

[Pam (rolling her eyes at life) Bloom @PambloomPam]

Hold my beer...

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

The longest recorded nipple hair is 17cm long.

[Pam (rolling her eyes at life) Bloom @PambloomPam]

Don't we all?

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

The Ravenmaster at The Tower of London has revealed that the ravens occasionally tell schoolchildren to 'Bugger Off'. (Image: Colin)

[Pam (rolling her eyes at life) Bloom @PambloomPam]

@bookshouse1 Watership Down.

[Pam (rolling her eyes at life) Bloom @PambloomPam]

This account is every one of us...