Pamela Stephens

[Jack Hopkins @thejackhopkins]

Just sayin’.

[Norm Eisen @NormEisen]

BREAKING: We won! And we get discovery into this crazy demolition threat to boot. Kudos to our wonderful client
@repbeatty
and to my colleagues at @DDFund_ and @WashLitGroup. Formal statement to follow.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

This is a MUST watch:

Here is @CoryBooker’s closing remarks about Kash Patel.

[Tanisha Long @Tanishaevonne]

Robert Kraft pressuring Ed Sheeran to remove Macklemore from the tour is the perfect time to remind you that Robert Kraft is in the Epstein Files.

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Donald Trump is having a mental health episode online, posting nonstop AI photos and videos:

11:54 AM - AI image of Robert De Niro holding a “Trump is my president” shirt
1:47 PM - AI image of him and George Washington riding horses
1:47 PM - AI image of him meeting with George Washington at the White House
1:47 PM - AI image of him renaming Lake Ontario
1:48 PM - Suggests renaming New Mexico to “New America”
1:49 PM - Posts image of him at McDonald's
1:56 PM - Posts photo of the moon saying “The Moon Is Ours”
1:57 PM - AI image of his face on Iran (yes, actually)
1:57 PM - Brags about the White House helipad
2:40 PM - Image of him standing next to a TV with President Biden edited onto it
2:40 PM - AI image of the Titanic sinking labeled “Dumocratic Party”
2:40 PM - AI image of him as Hulk Hogan
2:41 PM - Claims he will be remembered as the “greatest president of all time” (LOL)
2:41 PM - Posts weird AI image of him walking with robots captioned “THEY WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN”
2:43 PM - Claims Democrats have changed the names of things, so it’s okay for him to rename Lake Ontario
2:47 PM - Claims other countries are cheating
2:48 PM - Says the Strait of Hormuz is open (it’s not)
2:56 PM - Posts AI image of the U.S. blowing up Kharg Island
3:04 PM - Another AI image of him with military robots
3:06 PM - Posts photo of him at the ballroom construction site
3:11 PM - Posts AI image of himself saying he made America great
3:17 PM - Posts AI image of him trading stocks
3:26 PM - Posts AI image of him as a Space Force member dropping bombs on countries
3:28 PM - Says Iran is a failing nation
3:43 PM - Posts photo of him in a trash truck
3:43 PM - Says Mar-a-Lago is the best club in the world

This man is unwell. 25th Amendment NOW.

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

I wish our government would go after pedophiles like they go after brown men headed to work at 7 am.

I wish they would close billionaire tax loopholes like they close our public schools.

I wish they would fund healthcare like they fund forever wars in the Middle East.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Yes, he slept through a another meeting but it's important to note, that every person in this photo is named in the Epstein Files.

Every. Single. One.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

This isn't a partisan issue. Fuck flock.

[Christopher David @Tazerface16]

Retweet if you agree.

[Tea Pain @TeaPainUSA]

Food so good you grow an extra finger!

[Andrew Guidarelli 🌪️🛸 @a_guidarelli]

Hey @google I’d like to report an error.

The lake that borders New York and Ontario is an international body of water, and it is widely agreed by the entire world, except one rogue leader, that the name of this lake is “Lake Ontario”

Grow a spine and fix it.

[🎨Artsy M*rxist 🎨 (commissions closed) @ArtsyMarx1st]

thats slavery just to be clear

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

That AI picture Trump posted of himself with Dolly Parton just proves that even in death, he forces himself on women who told him no.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Anybody else know how long a U.S. Senator can legally draw a salary and benefits without appearing in the Senate because he's dead?

I know it's a strange question, but these are strange times when no other member of Congress OR GOVERNOR seems to give a shit.

Seriously, where TF is this guy?

[Pamela Stephens @Pamstephens23]

He’s probably going to vote too

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Anybody else know how long a U.S. Senator can legally draw a salary and benefits without appearing in the Senate because he's dead?

I know it's a strange question, but these are strange times when no other member of Congress OR GOVERNOR seems to give a shit.

Seriously, where TF is this guy?

[Miles Taylor @MilesTaylorUSA]

To prosecute Trump, Democrats should make Pete Buttigieg the next Speaker of the House.

Nothing in the Constitution requires the Speaker to be an elected member of Congress.

If Democrats take back control, they should bring a bulldog into the job.

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Fixed it.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Imagine being hated so much that every time a celebrity dies, the whole world wishes it was you.

[Jack @GayLaVie]

Hurricane Dolly taking out Mar-a-Lago would convert me from being an atheist into the most devout and sanctified believer

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

There isn’t a single photo of Dolly with Trump during her 80 years of life. He had to wait until she passed away to fake one.