Michael Watson

#WGWTFA #OFWAF👽🌎🚀 J.O.T. text/call 988 • Big sports guy with awful sports takes

[Michael Watson @Panda_Stank]

#havehope #itsokaynottobeokay

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Leaders like Jonny Boucher, a Chicago native who, after losing too many friends and family to suicide, started a coffee shop to offer emotional support and guidance to those who might be in need of a little more than a strong cup of coffee to get through their day.

[Michael Watson @Panda_Stank]

I’ve done this multiple times for free

[Mr. Mike @mrmikeMTL]

No human interaction for 7 days. $1,000,000. Could you do it?

[Tayoncé Defense Attorney @lesbeyonsay]

the fact that she's given so much and has not run out of money really puts into perspective how the arguments against a wealth tax on billionaires are just bs

[Red Raider Gator🌵🐊 @RedRaiderGator]

"Don't push your lifestyle on me!"

-the people pushing their lifestyle on others

[The Barney Universe @barneyuniverse]

This month, we’re celebrating YOU! 🌈💜🦖

Barney loves how everyone is special in their own way, and that’s what makes our world so amazing. Wishing all Barney fans a happy Pride 2026 filled with love, friendship, and being proud of who you are! ✨

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

J.K. Simmons ran into Spider-Man at the Mets game tonight 😂🕸️

(via @MLB)

[K. @IbaraEleven]

Congress wants you to believe that they can’t survive on $83/hr but that you can survive on $7.25/hr. These people have nothing but contempt for you.

[FOX Sports Knoxville @FOXSportsKnox]

HISTORY MADE 🍊

Levi Clark’s 412-foot home run in the bottom of the second inning vs. Belmont marked the #Vols 100th home run of the 2026 season.

Tennessee is now the first SEC program to ever hit 100 or more homers in five consecutive seasons.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at ‘THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RINGS OF POWER’ Season 3.

Releasing November 11 on Prime Video.

[Tennessee Rowing @Vol_Rowing]

Your SEC Champions 🏆

Tennessee takes the 2026 conference title

#GBO🍊

[Vols Over All Y’all @VolsAF]

WHY COME HE NO USE HIS RELIGION TO HATE???

HE’S DOING IT WRONG

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Dear CEOs,

No one asked for a company water bottle.
We asked for better pay and benefits.

Sincerely,
Everyone

[Sapiens - KalshiBackTest.com @BitcoinSapiens]

The minimum wage in Pennsylvania is $7.25 an hour.

A regular Auntie Anne’s soft pretzel at the mall is $7.29.

Imagine telling someone an hour of their time is worth less than a pretzel.

[matrixbot @thematrixb0t]

Just remember it took Congress 5 months to agree to $600 stimulus checks for Americans, and 8 hours to send $13.6 billion to another country and give themselves a 21% pay raise.

[Meg ✦ @Flicky0ps]

In other countries, they can just go to the doctor.

[Hammer and Nigel @hammerandnigel]

UPDATE:
#Mendoza: Heisman, Natty, #1 overall pick

#Diego: Undrafted

[Christopher Webb @cwebbonline]

See how scared he was when he thought it wasn’t staged?

[James Talarico Democrat @mtmanjaro10]

Why didn’t conservatives say this when ICE was killing US citizens?

[Ed Blake @Therealedblake]

Ok fine they staged it

[😼 @dutchessprim]

It was a stunt.

His ratings are plummeting.

He’s desperate.

Fuck him.

Goodnight.