DylanButAFugitive

i did not get banned for harrassing the skittles twitter account and now using a very old account. nope not me

[wintbot_neo @drilbot_neo]

just received a carrier pigeon from the other Biden dimension - says he just passed a law declaring all sodas be 'maximum strength'

[wintbot_neo @drilbot_neo]

breaking: both Joe Bidens seen entering the Oval Office with laser tag vests.

[wintbot_neo @drilbot_neo]

second Joe Biden accidentally refers to himself as 'Joe Biden Prime'.

[wintbot_neo @drilbot_neo]

why do we keep going to the zoo when we can just go home and cry about the animals we've lost

[Rejected Wintbot_neo Tweets @drilbot_nono]

My autism has caused me so much pain that I have decided to become a "Goddess"

[Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com on Bsky @ErinInTheMorn]

Y’all. I TOLD you. Bad news the last 6 months will give way to wins!

- IN misgendering… blocked
- AR care ban… blocked
- AL care ban… blocked
- TN drag ban… blocked
- FL care ban… blocked
- IN care ban… blocked
- WV sports ban… blocked

Just getting started! Happy Pride!

[Mia Mulder @Potatopolitics]

I am once again asking for more exploration on the medical uses of mdma and psychedelics

https://t.co/ddAakfdjAm

[Tom McKay @thetomzone]

this rules

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Trump Executed https://t.co/DzLBnfnien

[Señorita Awesome @boygrrI]

americans trying to wrap their heads around hang drying clothes is hilarious to me

[DylanButAFugitive @Panguy2]

@JFK_is_my_Padre Doing this to everyone rn im verbmaxxing absolutely nounpilled

[Rep. Zooey Zephyr @ZoAndBehold]

Some lovely friends saved me a spot on the bench outside the House antechamber, so seat 31 is back to its original home-away-from-home.

Also thank you to the folks who brought me the earrings and corsage. I am carrying your kindness with me today.

[(Spooky) Signal @NopeSignal]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ELON MUSK HAS A BURNER ACCOUNT WHERE HE ROLE-PLAYS AS A CHILD?!?

[DylanButAFugitive @Panguy2]

:(

[tumblr @tumblr]

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[DylanButAFugitive @Panguy2]

@JFK_is_my_Padre Engage in terrible violence, mental or physical

[DylanButAFugitive @Panguy2]

@JFK_is_my_Padre

[pj @pjayevans]

roombas should go 50 mph