Panhattan

Acting the Bollocks

[Panhattan @Panhattan2013]

Charlie Daniels lolz

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Imagine sleeping outside for two days to get into a not-even-close-to-full arena

[Panhattan @Panhattan2013]

Wake of the flood!

[Panhattan @Panhattan2013]

Brisket>Children

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

I think Sarah Huckabee Sanders may be living the world's saddest life right now, knowing daily that the only thing she will *ever* be remembered for is that she lied for the worst, most illegitimate, and most criminal president in American history until the *bitter end*

[Panhattan @Panhattan2013]

Plug JB in!

[Panhattan @Panhattan2013]

Thax doesn’t know what a vasectomy is. @AmerMedicalAssn

[Alex Silverman @AlexSilverman]

NYPD confirms cow loose in Brooklyn. Last seen near Prospect Expwy, exits 2-3. 🐂🐂🐂 https://t.co/UXMhBCTRUg

[Panhattan @Panhattan2013]

Phish has completely defeated Panic at this point. #bakersdozen #goodbye #endofanera #phishwinsagain #everysagahasanending

[Panhattan @Panhattan2013]

Phish is winning so hard!

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

@Panhattan2013 Gosh, I'm sorry you haven't been enjoying our steak as of late. Our steak is one of our spiciest options. -Whit

[Panhattan @Panhattan2013]

@ChipotleTweets @ChipotleUK shadows says your shit is bland. Put some spices on the steak so it doesn't taste like old leather boot

[Panhattan @Panhattan2013]

Hey #Wooklyn, who has my drugs? Ready for the Pan

[Panhattan @Panhattan2013]

Cobb Salad is for poor people

[Panhattan @Panhattan2013]

"Marinara and Salsa are basically the same thing." - Panic fan

[Panhattan @Panhattan2013]

"Sushi is better without the fish" - Panic Fan

[Panhattan @Panhattan2013]

Breaking: Todd kicked Schools' ass after he was fired!

[Panhattan @Panhattan2013]

No one fucking complained when Jerry was too wasted and slowed the band down to half-time. You people betrayed Todd.

[Panhattan @Panhattan2013]

How is all of this going to affect the drugs? #panicwhiskeyblowmollyfacemelt

[Panhattan @Panhattan2013]

Some of you are behaving like #Touchheads