Captain Panican

[Captain Panican @PanicanCapital]

@Evan_ss6 fc fatcoin

[Kyle Soska @SoskaKyle]

The United States is about to go through a very Japanese time in its life

[Captain Panican @PanicanCapital]

@variational_lvs Wen scaled orders? Wen position filter?

[Captain Panican @PanicanCapital]

@mr_plumpkin @variational_io Longing $50k KITE on Variational and shorting the same amount on EdgeX would earn you about $7300+ per day at these rates.

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[Captain Panican @PanicanCapital]

gVAR

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[Captain Panican @PanicanCapital]

Added an upgrade.

@mr_plumpkin @variational_io

[Captain Panican @PanicanCapital]

@jvb_xyz Were you really a professional commodities trader?

[Wazz @WazzCrypto]

Time to update your website buddy

[Captain Panican @PanicanCapital]

@OffshoreOnMega Ah was hoping to spend my Chinese New Year laundering some money.

[Captain Panican @PanicanCapital]

@OffshoreOnMega Now that presale has concluded, do we still wait 4 days for launch? Can we still buy NFT's to get higher bonuses?

[Captain Panican @PanicanCapital]

@martingaler_eth @OffshoreOnMega LFG! Bought a bundle

[Captain Panican @PanicanCapital]

Incredible call lads 😆

[1000x @1000xPod]

Hot takes for 2026: @AviFelman @jvb_xyz

• Meme coins aren't coming back

• Altcoin bear market continues

• Shorting crypto finally works

• BTC & privacy coins destroy shitcoins
→ Long $BTC, $XMR, $ZEC
→ Short $DOT, $WLD, $WIF, $PEPE

[Cobie @cobie]

Your coins are your coins. Don’t let them be clubbed into dank submission. Be on the watch, there are ways out. There is a light somewhere. It may not be much light but it beats the darkness. The gods will offer you chances: know them, take them. You can’t beat death but you can beat death in life, sometimes.

Happy new year.

[Captain Panican @PanicanCapital]

@Evan_ss6 /gammi_mode

[Captain Panican @PanicanCapital]

I heard Trump will be banning usage of the $2k stimmy checks for buying bitcoin because it’s the four year cycle top and so 2026 will be bearish and Trump wanted to respect this so won’t let stimmy checks pump bitcoin

[goodalexander @goodalexander]

Gossip tweet. Saw a couple of posts on this topic:

If you didn’t know my main competitor was part of my incubator (now run by my girl bc it’s not a good use of my time)

He lost everyone money (unsurprisingly). Not to sound passive aggressive but he’ll probably lose your money this time too

In fact I barely remember interacting with him bc he was so insignificant and one of my minions had to remind me this even happened

His girl was texting me non stop for months but I kept ghosting her. At some point I might get in touch with her especially if she hits the gym

As for his current venture - I am pretty sure we don’t have a stake in it. We might. If we did it’s probably not even on my radar

Regardless, we support all builders and I am definitely not thinking about this competitor 24/7 and actively plotting his destruction

[Captain Panican @PanicanCapital]

@cobie @AgentChud Thanks Cobie 😭

[Gwart @GwartyGwart]

Even after I explained that the tech is broken, my ketamine dealer asked me to pay him in monero. I went ahead and called the cops on him. We don’t need these types of criminals on the streets. You either use my bags to do crime or you go to jail

[Captain Panican @PanicanCapital]

@crypto_condom Bro really said No to 6 figures 💀

[Captain Panican @PanicanCapital]

@poordart Banger!