Lindsay Teuber

orcas will rule the world one day

[Lindsay Teuber @Pann1989]

Live look at my infant getting put into her highchair. Send help

[Lindsay Teuber @Pann1989]

Wheel of fortune is already bottom tier and Ryan Secrest truly drags it even lower somehow

[Lindsay Teuber @Pann1989]

Maybe this is user error, but sometimes you just need to google how to optimally use a donut pillow

[Lindsay Teuber @Pann1989]

My kindle thinks this book ended after the 5th chapter (it did not) and now I have no clue how many minutes until my chapter is done. My life is ruined. Thanks Jeffrey Bezos.

[Lindsay Teuber @Pann1989]

@glenpowell should have been ken. As far as Barbie goes..no notes

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Does @Beyonce ever talk about her role in Austin Powers? And why not? The role is iconic.

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“Drew Barrymore’s best is yet to come.” noted.

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I can not and will not stop seeing Nick Nurse as this man from Toy Story 2

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Should out to @hbomax for saving my quarantine

[Lindsay Teuber @Pann1989]

@hulu bring back the OC. You’ve ruined my quarantine ☹️

[Lindsay Teuber @Pann1989]

@PostMalone this is my official request for you to change “all the cowboys makes me cry” to “all the squirtles make me cry”. Patiently waiting for the update. Thanks.

[Lindsay Teuber @Pann1989]

@DocRivers for your records, of course

[Lindsay Teuber @Pann1989]

Again, not to be rude, but @DocRivers you owe me $900. My venmo is @LindsayTeuber. anytime before midnight should be fine.

[Lindsay Teuber @Pann1989]

@DocRivers with all due respect, put @JoelEmbiid back in, says my bank account

[Lindsay Teuber @Pann1989]

@DwightHoward would definitely be a death eater

[Lindsay Teuber @Pann1989]

@hulu pls

[Lindsay Teuber @Pann1989]

@hulu bring back the OC. You’ve ruined my quarantine ☹️