Helena Darling

Living the dream* *some days this is said in a sarcastic tone, some days not!

[Helena Darling @Pantimalian]

@HabitatUK 6636217004
Delivered to the wrong site, due to your algorithms! All I’ve asked for is it to be resent to a closer store. Or to be refunded so I can reorder.
Seems so annoying for a simple sale. But has damaged my trust in your company.
Communication really is everything.

[Helena Darling @Pantimalian]

@HabitatUK your customer service team are very nice but I don’t have a resolution after 5+ calls.
Why can’t you just refund me on a call rather than all this frustration?
So disappointed, won’t be returning as a customer.

[Helena Darling @Pantimalian]

@jayrayner1 404 degrees here!

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Thread of hilarious maps you've (probably) never seen before 🧵

1. World map according to fish

[Helena Darling @Pantimalian]

Literal ROFL 🤣🤣🤣

[Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain]

If you think the Irish are doing well at all the Movie awards this year, wait until this wins Best Picture next year.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

She absolutely nailed it 😂

[Helena Darling @Pantimalian]

@nosuchthing 🔣🚡🚠

[Helena Darling @Pantimalian]

@be_ebooks_com when will
This be available!!

[Helena Darling @Pantimalian]

@LKTranslator Stop it

[Helena Darling @Pantimalian]

@richardosman
My friend and I have a bet. Do you film the whole week in one day? The contestants look pretty tired by ‘Friday’!
Multiple choice:
A- 1 day
B- a whole week
C- more than one day
We aren’t judging. We LOVE the show (& books)
Just to settle the bet.
Thanks 😀

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

There’s so much going on here.. 😂

[Helena Darling @Pantimalian]

@Ryanair if like to discuss the lack of help when I was trying to change my flight. I cannot find an email anywhere!

[James Timpson @JamesTCobbler]

I met a customer today who told me they used our offer of free dry cleaning for their interview…and they got the job!

[Helena Darling @Pantimalian]

@RevRichardColes Kitchen nightmares

[Helena Darling @Pantimalian]

@tonkotsulondon early dinner in Hackney. Refused a smaller potion in an empty restaurant. What a disappointment.

[Helena Darling @Pantimalian]

@girlonetrack @TomekMoss 🤮

[Helena Darling @Pantimalian]

Ffs. Are we never safe!
He looks asleep. So aware of how to exploit women and people.
Wafc they are everywhere #cunts #tfl #besafe

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

This is, without doubt, the best thing I've ever seen.

[Helena Darling @Pantimalian]

@randbofficial my beautiful £250+ boots that I bought just under a year ago, have broken!
I’ve worn them less than I anticipated, considering how much I love them.
The thick sole has literally split the entire depth.
I’m so disappointed.
Can you help?

[Johnny Mercer @JohnnyMercerUK]

Fuck me, he’s nailed it. Every word. 👇