Paolo

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I just ripped through the bag my donut was served in like I was saving a person trapped in a car wreck using the jaws of life.

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@threadoor He clearly did it on purpose to bait you, and it worked

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@uscfan981 NBA out of the four, if one absolutely had to go

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@thesickpodcasts @TonyMarinaro Any package that includes Hage is out of the question

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@uscfan981 Remove 3, 7, 9 and 10. Replace them with much more famous Canadian athletes

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@mygoalarena At an outdoor bar in central Budapest with some fellow Italians I believe

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@UtdRobert “Full kit wanker!”

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@JohnLeFevre https://t.co/1MTQIRWytB

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@FUCKEDUP I was so offended by this segment as a Montrealer that was living in Toronto at the time. How is anyone expected to praise the virtues of a city over a heaping plate of a bad rendition of another city’s dish?

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@internetvin Those jabronis that took him to poutinis deserved a slap in the face for that.

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@kemi_adeleke1 He could have maybe gotten away with making it look edible if he tossed the pasta in the sauce rather than dump it on top like straight diarrhea

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@TimurNegru I love Abruzzo. I’m from there, spent my entire childhood at the beaches there, and lived there for many years. Great beaches, good food, mountains nearby, not very expensive. It just lacks anything “special” compared to other places in Italy that I couldn’t explain

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@TejanoJohnny @NaotoDeNiiro What are you talking about. The only part of Toronto worth living in is basically within Dufferin, Bloor, Don Valley, the Lake. Everything outside that perimeter is a never-ending wasteland that’s essentially a thousand Lavals

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@NaotoDeNiiro Williamsburg wouldn’t have existed as a hipster paradise/trendy neighborhood if it weren’t for Montreal. That’s just one example, another being the Jewish influences. Of course it’s not the same, Montreal is a smaller city and always has been.

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@sambapete Exceptionally bad

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@BlacksWeather Is that the most exciting thing to happen in Ottawa in the past 100 years?

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@mtlgazette He played very well in the playoffs. I don’t see the upside of trading him

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@StuntmanStu You people are complaining about one guy barely making over $100k when the entire city of Ottawa is filled to the brim with useless government workers that aren’t worth their salary. Many of them earning more than that to sit on their asses and contribute nothing of value.

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@Jfperrau @mongrainle Maybe something like a new stadium, that happens to have a roof so that there is no fear of getting injured on a wet court, could help us attract bigger names.

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@CTVMontreal Did the city really need a horrible new option that’s worse than our established fast food options in every conceivable way?

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@Tablesalt13 @grok Yeah, but time moves slower in Alberta so even 5 minutes could feel like an eternity to someone that’s used to living in civilization