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Wojtek Stan account

[brent. @PapaCutlip]

If you’re having some trouble doing the math on your own at home I urge you to consult this paper by the Texas Agriculture Extension Service where it outlines how only about 47% of the weight of chicken meat survives the cooking process.

[brent. @PapaCutlip]

If my math is correct, and assuming your tenders each weigh about 6 ounces each, you can get about 8.2 tenders out of a large chicken if all of the meat is used.

[brent. @PapaCutlip]

Mob of the Dead is getting remastered

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

REBUILD, AND OPEN ALCATRAZ! For too long, America has been plagued by vicious, violent, and repeat Criminal Offenders, the dregs of society, who will never contribute anything other than Misery and Suffering. When we were a more serious Nation, in times past, we did not hesitate to lock up the most dangerous criminals, and keep them far away from anyone they could harm. That’s the way it’s supposed to be. No longer will we tolerate these Serial Offenders who spread filth, bloodshed, and mayhem on our streets. That is why, today, I am directing the Bureau of Prisons, together with the Department of Justice, FBI, and Homeland Security, to reopen a substantially enlarged and rebuilt ALCATRAZ, to house America’s most ruthless and violent Offenders. We will no longer be held hostage to criminals, thugs, and Judges that are afraid to do their job and allow us to remove criminals, who came into our Country illegally. The reopening of ALCATRAZ will serve as a symbol of Law, Order, and JUSTICE. We will, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

[brent. @PapaCutlip]

@MikeFalzone

[brent. @PapaCutlip]

@sohailabbas667 @GNOnlineCasino 🙌🙌

[Uncle Gabe @GabeBiwit10]

Who ever works tomorrow but have Saturday and Sunday off. Your manager is a dick. 😡

[JPA @jasrifootball]

They weren’t letting Myles Garrett get his hands on a helmet again 💀💀💀 https://t.co/9wIcO6e0H7

[Uncle Gabe @GabeBiwit10]

#NewProfilePic

[Netflix @netflix]

Who else watched this 55 times already?

[Paris Gentle Mates @ParisM8]

At least we get to leave Ohio.

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

I'm just the social media guy

[⋆𐂯JankyBones𐂯⋆ @JankyBone]

this is the funniest cut i've ever seen

[Uncle Gabe @GabeBiwit10]

I’d rather spend 3 hours and 12 minutes scrubbing my balls in the shower then watch the new avatar.

[Uncle Gabe @GabeBiwit10]

I’d rather watch magic mike 100x than sit through another boring ass avatar movie.

[Uncle Gabe @GabeBiwit10]

Me when I saw Avatar 🥱

[Uncle Gabe @GabeBiwit10]

Dear James Cameron…

[Michael Shindler @MichaelShindler]

DRIP ALERT

[brent. @PapaCutlip]

Not a browns fan but this I can get behind

[Browns Iran @Browns_Iran]

امروز ما خون هر قدیس و جادوگر وودو را در نیواورلئان می نوشیم

[Kermitment - A Muppets Podcast @KermitmentPod]

i made it all up

[blink-182 @blink182]

We’re coming. Tour’s coming. Album’s coming. Tom’s coming. Tickets on sale Monday. New song “Edging” out Friday. https://t.co/lJmgXqI4ab

[cory @coolmathgame_]

termite twitter scares me

[Beetlejuice Green @Beetlepimp]

You dink it’s funny? Ya head gunna be shakin like a fckn fire hydrant