Steven Bavin

Human bean

[Steven Bavin @PapaEsteve]

@NikkiGlaser Reality tv just invaded the academy awards. #fuckwillsmith and #fucktheoscars

[Steven Bavin @PapaEsteve]

@itsmarcussmith @Variety Will is hurting far less than the average person. And if the average person walked up and assaulted someone who “insulted” their wife they would leave in handcuffs. Fuck that

[Steven Bavin @PapaEsteve]

God is telling me I should have gone hard at Will Smith years ago when I played pickup basketball with him years ago, just layed him out with a hard foul and then just went on playing ball like nothing happened. #fuckwillsmith #fucktheacademy

[Steven Bavin @PapaEsteve]

@lizzwinstead @benjiaflalo Im sorry. I’ve been assaulted too. He should have been taken away in handcuffs and the band could have played in lieu of his acceptance speech. #fuckwillsmith

[Steven Bavin @PapaEsteve]

@JNelsonLDF The collective national audience is not ok with it. The academy apparently was. I’m outraged.

[Steven Bavin @PapaEsteve]

I don’t tweet, I’m not active on Twitter and no one will care about this. Fuck Will Smith. The academy should revoke his membership and take the trophy back. That was assault over a (meh) joke and then the show just continues? The joke is on all of us.

[Steven Bavin @PapaEsteve]

@JTAnews @EliavAppelbaum The man is an international treasure. Thanks for sharing...#sweatyeyes

[Steven Bavin @PapaEsteve]

@julianzelizer @davidcross

[Steven Bavin @PapaEsteve]

@EliavAppelbaum #Bum is too kind a word for that shitbag.

[Steven Bavin @PapaEsteve]

@SklarBrothers Nah #Millerlite

[Steven Bavin @PapaEsteve]

@lananasparle Actually check that, Grapes of Wrath was the worst for sure

[Steven Bavin @PapaEsteve]

@lananasparle Gastby

[Steven Bavin @PapaEsteve]

@pisspope MDMA

[Steven Bavin @PapaEsteve]

@StephenKing #toosoon @springsteen

[Doug Benson @DougBenson]

What plans have you not made for Super Bowl Sunday?

I made a list of all the people I'm not going to hang out with, and YOU'RE on it because it includes EVERYONE.

#StayHome #StaySafe #GoTeams

[Bizarre Lazar @BizarreLazar]

The United States would invade the United States if the United States saw what the United States did to the United States on January 6th

[Steven Bavin @PapaEsteve]

Why isn’t @TedDanson playing @JoeBiden on @nbcsnl?

[Steven Bavin @PapaEsteve]

@ChristinaP @tomsegura say wonderful. Now say won. #ymh #mispronouncechamps

[Steven Bavin @PapaEsteve]

Today’s rioters were only one thing #protrump. Not conservatives or liberals, Democrats or Republicans, they were noting more than those inspired by a pure populist leader in what is supposed to be/should be the greatest nation on earth. #fuckmaga

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

I’d like to announce that I’ll be calling 2021 “2020” until she gets her shit together.