Dr Penguin

[colin @bonyromo]

When the laser that turns you into a mouse only grazes you

[turd @goonageddon]

my broke buddy got twins on the way and he hit a $400 parlay the other night and ordered a parrot online

[Kangmin Lee | 이강민 @kangminlee]

Ohhh husbant... You rie about big cannon boss, you call me fish headeu, and now we are homeress...

[Dip Wheeler @DipWheeler]

no way.

[Paul Hundred, GED @paul_hundred]

Important overlooked question: did the lightskin assassin oil himself up to slip through security's hands, or did Trump's FBAs oil him down after they apprehended him?

[CG Investing @CGInvesting10]

I will have $32 Million when I turn 100

My $600 Roth is all I need

[🧛����‍♀️ @chromeheart600]

Clavicular was mid jestergooning when a group of Foids came and spiked his Cortisol levels 😭

Is Ignoring the Foids while munting and mogging Moids more useful then SMV chadfishing in the club?

[Dr Penguin @PapaPonzi]

@WildDreamz101 @MLB @Mariners

[Dr Penguin @PapaPonzi]

@fadeawayDJ @MLB @Mariners I bet it took all of your brain cells just to type this out

[Dr Penguin @PapaPonzi]

@Atobajaye25 @MLB @Mariners Learn to lose gracefully homo

[Dr Penguin @PapaPonzi]

@kingdom_pioneer @AureliaEndAFP @grok Are you a Retard?

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Excited to announce that I closed on a $31.38 transaction to secure a burrito and side of chips

20-year senior fixed rate financing was provided by Klarna

DoorDash provided delivery of the asset

Congratulations to all involved

[NIK @ns123abc]

BREAKING: Anduril to raise $2.5 billion at $28 billion valuation

[𝐴 𝑈𝑛𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑖𝑡𝑦 𝑜𝑓 𝐻𝑜𝑢𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑛 𝐹𝑎𝑛 @NotWhoYouDream]

Texas Tech is going to bomb Pearl Harbor.

At least that’s the message I’m getting here.

[Dr Penguin @PapaPonzi]

@rektfencer This guy Adrian is a full time hater

[Rep. Mike Collins @RepMikeCollins]

Take back the creek.