Hiten P

I like pizza. I don't like coriander.

[Hiten P @PapaSpanks]

@ManUtd am trying to buy the new away kit personalised with my daughter’s name, Coco. Apparently that name is not allowed because it is blacklisted. Any way to get around this??!!

[Hiten P @PapaSpanks]

@ManUtd trying to personalise my daughter’s football shirt with her name, Coco. Apparently this name is blacklisted and I can’t have it. Any way to get around this?!??

[Hiten P @PapaSpanks]

@kmfmofficial shout out to my wonderful wife shivani for letting me organise this for my birthday!! Hiten

[Hiten P @PapaSpanks]

@jamiespall noooooo

[Hiten P @PapaSpanks]

@jamiespall apparently the man handed out doughnuts. I am not near this hero but he needs a prize

[Hiten P @PapaSpanks]

@Chorimax I have beer??

[Hiten P @PapaSpanks]

@Daily_Express I can confirm that the Krispy Kreme doughnut man has been handing out doughnuts. #realhero

[Hiten P @PapaSpanks]

@jamiespall sure what you after? I have beer and Malibu...

[Hiten P @PapaSpanks]

@nathandurrant12 hard shoulder. The sweet release.

[Lisa windsor @lisipod]

@sainsburys #M23 I'm next to one of your vans on m23 we have been stuck here for over 2 hours with a wait of another 4 hours according to police. Be a star and get your driver to give us food or water please :-)

[Hiten P @PapaSpanks]

@joss09260958 @rebeccak3lly @csackley please advise as to which flavour. Was it peanut butter?

[Hiten P @PapaSpanks]

@SzentpeteriZ great shout. Might grow my own potatoes too #martian23

[Hiten P @PapaSpanks]

@celia_cac @joss09260958 @csackley what’s happened now? I only have beer in my car and am thirsty...what to do? #m23 #tobeerornottobeer?

[Hiten P @PapaSpanks]

@joss09260958 @csackley pray tell how?? Did the raid already happen? #m23 #doughnutraid

[Hiten P @PapaSpanks]

@csackley Many of us have been for a wee on the hard shoulder, someone had pizza but ate it, possible raid on doughnut van soon #m23 #united

[Hiten P @PapaSpanks]

@ThePhoneTart you distract him and I’ll get some the peanut butter ones

[Hiten P @PapaSpanks]

@SzentpeteriZ @ThePhoneTart best feeling ever. I’m missing wedding prep for this, am in so much trouble with the Mrs-to-be

[Hiten P @PapaSpanks]

@BethanycarterJ1 @ThePhoneTart that’s actually ingenious #m23 #weetips

[Hiten P @PapaSpanks]

@ThePhoneTart thanks for the solidarity. You’ve given me the strength to risk it

[Hiten P @PapaSpanks]

@lisipod @ThePhoneTart do it. Imma risk it.