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World Champion Of Everything. Internet Detective. Future Cult Leader.

[paper @PaperCut]

me: hey Siri show me some Olympics highlight reels
Siri: SEARCHING FOR OLD LIMP DICKS HIGHLIGHT REELS

[Sarah Wilkinson @swilkinsonbc]

The israeli genocide is in 4K on your telly, so you can’t say you didn’t know, you can only say you didn’t care | Irish actor Liam Cunningham

[Michael 🏵 @_JeanLannes]

Until death, all defeat is psychological

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

A raccoon figured out that if he blocks the drive-thru, they’ll give him a donut to make him leave

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

They should bring an NFL team here

[Silentum 🦁 @xKhalifan]

FUNMAXXING

You never learned how to live. Nothing is serious. Talk to people. You can do anything. Tomorrow doesn’t exist. Don’t overthink. Just do it. Create things because why not. Seek novelty. Pursue eternal joy. Play for fun. Give yourself more credit. Be an example of what life can look like.

If you understood the absurdity of everything, your worries would fade, and you would come closer to achieving peace.

Balance is key.

You must learn how to make progress while still making time for fun.

[chad burner @BootleggedChad]

bra fitting women are so funny because i went into a brassiere store and was having some difficulty with sizing and asked for help. the lady studied my boobs in the bra, nodded, and said to herself “large but they used to be much larger.” and got me a bra that fit perfectly. it was like she understood the spirit of my boobs

[Soham @king26_sk]

hahaha well paid job where I do meaningful work and have friends and good commute and don't feel like kms lmaoooooo 🤣🤣

[Monty || Cowboiヾ(`ヘ´)ﾉ ֺ @_cowboi]

Life tips
- don’t be neurodivergent
- don’t be poor
- don’t get in any sort of situation

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Billionares are so weırd. what are you saving up for?? helł??

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Yup

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Capitalism is better than socialism because one man gets to be a trillionaire instead of everyone having healthcare

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

World Cup travelers after one day in NJ:

[Thel 🏳️‍⚧️🦌 @EPM106]

kind of one of the most horrifying sentences written this century

[Miaw @Miaw]

Us.

[rachel @chaotictransfem]

is this a threat

[gir @MasterGir]

i gotta get outta here, this is POOP DUDES territory

[Keanu Nazari 📕 @KeanuNazari]

Finally got my hands of them.

A whole carton of Kim Jong Un’s go-to cigarettes (allegedly).

North Korea’s domestically produced 7.27 cigs named after the victory day of the liberation war against the US, July 27, 1953.

[seda @pr0corat]

this one is close