Mr. Perfect

Dangerous.

[⛧ @oglocc__]

Running like you got news to tell somebody 🤣

[Mr. Perfect @Paper_Trai1]

Everybody vacations differently… but one universal rule should be not gettin up before 10 cause wtf 😭

[🎀🧁🫧 @plxnetriri]

you met a random wealthy nfl player but you sending HIM money? unfortunately some of yall deserve to be scammed

[Peanut Butter Bender @_Mwendaz]

This is why there's not evidence of ancient civilizations btw

[DocumentingLibs @HistorianUSA1]

A mother just walked out of a North Carolina police department and said this:

Her son, Aamari “Shawn” Eubanks, vanished Dec. 4, 2024 on a short drive to pick up his grandmother’s mail.

The next day they found the car in the woods. Window smashed. Blood everywhere. No Shawn.

She says 20 months later:

• The detective forwards calls her to voicemail

• The SBI agent on the case is a former Burlington officer who won’t call her back

• They told her if she keeps looking into it, they’ll arrest her and that he isn’t even entered in THEIR missing persons database.

A blood-soaked car is not a closed case. A mother asking where her son is. This is not a crime.

What do you make of this? Things aren’t adding up…

[ִֶָ𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🐇་༘࿐ @postpantheress]

STILL BRUSH YALLS TEETH PLEASE

[💕 Doll Face✨ @smoke_nd_pearlz]

Scientists have been warning us about this for the past 2 decades!

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

Never forget how the government mistreated Black people after Hurricane Katrina

[𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐲✞︎ @montero_997]

“i want to date a boy with motion so i can motivate him more”

[Mr. Perfect @Paper_Trai1]

@mary_david01 She’s a white woman at heart.

[Mr. Perfect @Paper_Trai1]

Ooocheee wally hot tamale, girl you got a sexy body.

[Mr. Perfect @Paper_Trai1]

Lemme spin ya roun, put my hands on ya hips.

[Illimitable Man (IM) @SovereignIM]

Once you realise arguing is an act of extreme intimacy, you stop doing it with anyone you wouldn't want to be intimate with.

[petty bourgeois protestant @pbprot]

When he stops and she looks back over her shoulder like “why’d you stop?” lol

[Strawhat Goofy @papa_bear1019]

Me after the cashier sees me push “no tip” for my pickup order

[Mr. Perfect @Paper_Trai1]

I feel like it’s kinda rude to ask me to do something soon as I get somewhere like can i breathe???

[jumjum🦄 @omotodun_]

What type of uno reverse ass is this 😂

[⟲ @unotfbg]

left the gym and an older lady asked if i left any muscles for everyone else

[Danny @dj_25_]

Told my co worker Dolly Parton died and he said “Damn they need to put them titties in a museum”