Are You $Paperhand Coin? Bullrun Coming in
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CA : 0xf164f63613c39ebc2a9f313049c0ef955c1c20a40b9bca7296f3d3c6378b01fd::paperhand::PAPERHAND
gm. this is the official account of $PAPERHAND ๐งปโ
the coin for everyone who sold at the bottom, bought the top, and still came back for more.
we don't judge. we've been there. many times.
welcome home, paper hands.
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MEME CONTEST ๐งป๐
make your best $PAPERHAND meme.
quote this post with it.
we'll repost the funniest ones all week.
winner gets pinned on our profile for 24h + eternal paper hand glory.
go. your palms are already sweating.
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Are you A $PAPERHAND ?
macro season, a paper hand's survival guide ๐งปโ๏ธ
the fed speaks โ we sell
cpi tomorrow โ we sell today
tariff headlines โ sold
oil moves โ sold
war news on the timeline โ sold before the headline even loaded
meanwhile the people who actually read the full article: still holding, still calm, still annoying.
we can't control the fed.
we can't control the world.
we can barely control our thumbs.
but the $PAPERHAND kitchen doesn't care about macro:
buybacks + burns run on every trade, rain or shine. ๐ฅ
stay safe out there. touch grass. hydrate your palms. ๐งปโ
your weekly paper hand horoscope ๐ฎ๐งป
โ aries โ you will buy the top with full confidence. stars say: classic.
โ taurus โ you'll hold for 3 days. a personal record. then sell.
โ gemini โ buy. sell. buy. sell. both of you agree on nothing.
โ cancer โ one red candle and you'll cry. hydrate.
โ leo โ you'll post your win. you won't post the loss after.
โ virgo โ 47 spreadsheets. still panic sold.
โ libra โ can't decide to buy or sell, so you'll do both at a loss.
โ scorpio โ you'll sell, then trash talk the coin that pumped.
โ sagittarius โ you'll ape in at 3am. no regrets. some regrets.
โ capricorn โ "long term investor." stop-loss at -1%.
โ aquarius โ you'll explain the tech. nobody asked. you'll still sell.
โ pisces โ you'll feel the dip coming. you'll be wrong. you'll sell anyway.
mercury is in panic-sell. ๐
the only thing written in the stars: the kitchen keeps burning. ๐ฅ
which sign are you? ๐
your weekly paper hand horoscope ๐ฎ๐งป
โ aries โ you will buy the top with full confidence. stars say: classic.
โ taurus โ you'll hold for 3 days. a personal record. then sell.
โ gemini โ buy. sell. buy. sell. both of you agree on nothing.
โ cancer โ one red candle and you'll cry. hydrate.
โ leo โ you'll post your win. you won't post the loss after.
โ virgo โ 47 spreadsheets. still panic sold.
โ libra โ can't decide to buy or sell, so you'll do both at a loss.
โ scorpio โ you'll sell, then trash talk the coin that pumped.
โ sagittarius โ you'll ape in at 3am. no regrets. some regrets.
โ capricorn โ "long term investor." stop-loss at -1%.
โ aquarius โ you'll explain the tech. nobody asked. you'll still sell.
โ pisces โ you'll feel the dip coming. you'll be wrong. you'll sell anyway.
mercury is in panic-sell. ๐
the only thing written in the stars: the kitchen keeps burning. ๐ฅ
which sign are you? ๐
macro season, a paper hand's survival guide ๐งปโ๏ธ
the fed speaks โ we sell
cpi tomorrow โ we sell today
tariff headlines โ sold
oil moves โ sold
war news on the timeline โ sold before the headline even loaded
meanwhile the people who actually read the full article: still holding, still calm, still annoying.
we can't control the fed.
we can't control the world.
we can barely control our thumbs.
but the $PAPERHAND kitchen doesn't care about macro:
buybacks + burns run on every trade, rain or shine. ๐ฅ
stay safe out there. touch grass. hydrate your palms. ๐งปโ
@Name_chisom@popular_sui lno date, no promises. ๐งป
the curve fills when the community fills it. every buy gets us closer to the pop โ Cetus pool.
meanwhile the kitchen keeps cooking: auto buybacks + burns every trade. ๐ฅ
$PAPERHAND weekend report card ๐งป๐
๐ฅ burned: 1.63M (0.16% of supply)
๐ธ buybacks: 6.37 SUI, running on autopilot
๐ staked: 90.56M (9.09% of supply)
๐ฐ paid to stakers: 0.814 SUI
๐ฅ holders: 60 and counting
token check on @popular_sui: "looks clean" โ
creator sold: never.
yes. the creator of a coin called PAPERHAND has never sold.
we're as confused as you are.
character development. ๐งปโ
#Paperhandcoin
$PAPERHAND weekend report card ๐งป๐
๐ฅ burned: 1.63M (0.16% of supply)
๐ธ buybacks: 6.37 SUI, running on autopilot
๐ staked: 90.56M (9.09% of supply)
๐ฐ paid to stakers: 0.814 SUI
๐ฅ holders: 60 and counting
token check on @popular_sui: "looks clean" โ
creator sold: never.
yes. the creator of a coin called PAPERHAND has never sold.
we're as confused as you are.
character development. ๐งปโ
#Paperhandcoin
how the $PAPERHAND kitchen actually works ๐งป๐ฅ
1๏ธโฃ every trade โ part of the fee goes to automatic buybacks. no one touches it. the contract just cooks.
2๏ธโฃ on top of that, the creator claims the creator feesโฆ
โฆand puts them right back in: buy $PAPERHAND โ burn it or stake it.
so the fee doesn't leave the kitchen.
it gets eaten. by the coin. again.
a paper hand that keeps buying back his own coin.
we don't understand it either. ๐งปโ
every manual buyback + burn will be posted with the tx so you can check it yourself. ๐
tx hash : 4GCjAEXRAhkjoE5bF2m7earRHw3UicL8eVF9bQGHjWBH
how the $PAPERHAND kitchen actually works ๐งป๐ฅ
1๏ธโฃ every trade โ part of the fee goes to automatic buybacks. no one touches it. the contract just cooks.
2๏ธโฃ on top of that, the creator claims the creator feesโฆ
โฆand puts them right back in: buy $PAPERHAND โ burn it or stake it.
so the fee doesn't leave the kitchen.
it gets eaten. by the coin. again.
a paper hand that keeps buying back his own coin.
we don't understand it either. ๐งปโ
every manual buyback + burn will be posted with the tx so you can check it yourself. ๐
tx hash : 4GCjAEXRAhkjoE5bF2m7earRHw3UicL8eVF9bQGHjWBH
the contract keeps cooking while we panic. ๐ฅ
buybacks + burns + staking rewards, every trade.
CA:
0xf164f63613c39ebc2a9f313049c0ef955c1c20a40b9bca7296f3d3c6378b01fd::paperhand::PAPERHAND
$PAPERHAND โ for everyone who can't touch grass without checking the chart. ๐งปโ
only on @popular_sui
CA:
0xf164f63613c39ebc2a9f313049c0ef955c1c20a40b9bca7296f3d3c6378b01fd::paperhand::PAPERHAND
paper hands on a sunday, a short story. ๐งป
12:00 โ "today i'm touching grass like @popular_sui said. no charts. no notifications. just vibes." ๐๐ฑ
12:01 โ sunglasses on. phone face down. peace.
12:02 โ *bzzt*
12:02 โ it's a -2% alert.
12:02 โ sunglasses gone. palms sweating. grass abandoned.
12:03 โ back on the couch, refreshing the chart like it owes me money.
12:30 โ it's back to 0%. nothing happened. nothing ever happens.
we lasted 2 minutes.
the grass will have to wait until next weekend. ๐ฑ
how long did you last today? ๐
@popular_sui next week will be fire ๐ฅ
and we'll be right here, sweating through every candle like usual. ๐งปโ
proud to be built on Popular. touch that grass, you earned it ๐ก