Paperwork Ninja

Life assistant coach

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All right everyone, since it's almost college football season, I'm going to let you in on a secret: NCAA football coaches are all members of the FBI Witness Protection Program. They're given a ridiculous name and spend years learning how to coach at the college level. 1/x

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@BudLightSadness Only to make it rhyme with "eagle"

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@GSWIndiana @Dianexis I went with a bucket hat, because wearing my old boonie felt like I was trying too hard.

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@GentlemanMashr Yep. You're right about Jaleel White, too. Dude should have been able to do more than just be the voice of Sonic the Hedgehog after that.

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@OfAthenry It's like the "Slow Children at Play" signs.

You don't have to lead them as much

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@pipandbaby I feel like @CCoderDyne programmed this

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@talledcombs Oh but when I do this at home the ATF is all "hey no fair"

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@pipandbaby Definitely not Vitalogy, that turned me off of Pearl Jam. Probably would go with Superunknown.

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@CCoderDyne Why are they always over in Japan and not interested in older men

#foreveralone

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@B_1Tactical @HardPass4 If you do, please get a mold for a 649. I really want to get rid of the leather one I use for mine. It has started to shrink from where it covers the muzzle.

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@B_1Tactical @HardPass4 There's a market out the for them, all I'm saying.

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@B_1Tactical @HardPass4 Yeah, but it's not like anyone has the ability to make J-frame retention holsters in kydex

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@Bob_Janke I knew I should have done that instead of "Running With the Devil."

Talk about a simple life that ain't so simple!

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@OfAthenry "Don't be here during antlerless season, all I'm saying"

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@fidgeyhatesleft Considering all the Dunkins in my town are owned by Pakistanis... This is to be expected.

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@TomKattman Good kitties

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"All In The Family" needs a gritty Michael Mann reboot

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@RantyAmyCurtis They should ban baseball fans from their games while they're at it

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@markthesnark2 He may be a man of God, but he is still a man

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@WoefulHarambe Ugh. Copper flashing is too pricy for a radio setup, so no fancy ground planes there...

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Well, I have my new tri-band radio in the car. Turns out it draws about 13 amps on transmit on high for 2m and 70cm bands. The accessory ports only give out about 11 amps max, so the radio will drop out if I talk for too long.

Looks like I may have to go through the firewall.