Joshua

I give it to you straight, no chaser

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@Reuters I read that as Juicy Smullyay. Thanks @DaveChappelle.

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@TheRock @WWE Your dad looks like a swoll Neil deGrasse Tyson. This is a compliment of galactic proportions.

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@TIME Art mimics life.

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@chellzyeah A Can-Can roach in the middle of a performance at that. On top of being flat out gross, your landlord also hates high energy, physically demanding French cabaret dance from the 1800’s.

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@J_a_Ymoney Fauci is a bucket

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@Forbes Those are the chargers.

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@Forbes Sounds a little racist.

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@THEKIDMERO Mike Pagliarulo

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@engineers_feed Nice

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@briantylercohen Is there a more strikeable face anywhere on earth?

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@Sethrogen Nothing you would’ve tweeted could’ve sounded more like something you could’ve said. But seriously all jokes aside, @tedcruz is a real piece of shit.

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@SportsCenter @espnmma It’s like the guy who just got stretched asking the dude still standing if he’s had enough.

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@PadmaLakshmi Burn the cliff too.

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@jamokee @lecrae Too many different metrics or scales to filter through. Influence, sales, solo projects, labels etc. Also, OutKast is a duo lol.

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@tedcruz @Perduesenate @KLoeffler Hey I been away, but did it work Teddy?

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@TIME Well for starters, it wasn’t overwhelmed, it was more like “were aided by”.

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@AndyMineo Sorry Andrew, I’ve slept since then.

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@Gustakook @haxmaskell @ellorysmith THE RHETORICAL FONT!! Amazing.

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@reuterspictures @Reuters It’s like a scene from Face Off 2- “The Exfoliation Agenda”

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@Reuters Dude looks like cgi Zack Morris.