The Parabolic Panda

(He/Him) Level 34. Just a guy doing his best in the world, like most of us. Be kind to yourself.
Pokemon, Dragon Age, and various other game franchise enjoyer.

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Fight for your values and fight for your friends
Fight through this blight before everything ends
In the Age of the Dragon our teamwork can't fail
For the hero named Rook is protecting our Veil

[The Parabolic Panda @ParabolicPanda]

Fight for your values and fight for your friends
Fight through this blight before everything ends
In the Age of the Dragon our teamwork can't fail
For the hero named Rook is protecting our Veil

[The Parabolic Panda @ParabolicPanda]

Howdy. It's a week until Dragon Age: The Veilguard is out, which means spoilers will be nigh unavoidable here. I may come back, but if not, you can find me where the skies are bluer🦋

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@MichaelBryanVO Just do a supercut of all the times you mounted the horse :)

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#DragonAgeSweepstakes

[Electronic Arts @EA]

Rook’s Coffer for #DragonAge: The Veilguard is now available to pre-order at the link in bio! And we’re giving away 5 – for your chance to win RT this post including #DragonAgeSweepstakes AND follow @DragonAge on X.

NO PURCHASE NEC. 18+ Ends 11/25/24. Visit https://t.co/3BE7QPIgoW for details.

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This hits way too hard for a parody.

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

Game Freak Leak Confirms You’ll Never Be as Happy as You Used To https://t.co/dVjaJie3R4

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@SBCoop89 Whoa! Agreed on hunting for sure, but this is huge!

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@yarnitytm Love this for you! Good luck and have fun with the rebrand!

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@Dazedfox Sending positive vibes your way, Dazed! You've got this, but it's also okay to not be okay

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@wepepe_draws I was so saddened by this. My wife gets home from work a few hours before me, though, so I'm hoping I can just have her go in and install it for me when she gets home.

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@nebulatson Dwarven craft! Fine Dwarven craft! Direct from Orzammar!

What comes, my friend?

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"You have as much time as I have arrows" is one of the most badass lines in Dragon Age tbh

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@GlaxonXIII @LeekDuck Just travel to a Singaporean Retirement home to recruit

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@fragranthorror @dragonage Lol, good old autocorrect. It has it in for me

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@Dragon_Age_Fans Chose DAI only because I've been having so much fun with it, I can't imagine how fun it would be playing through again like it was the first time.

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Shiny Vulpix in Go! Been a bit since my last shinies 🔥🦊✨️

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Finished my Solvellan playthrough. It was alright. Not really my thing, but I get why people like it. Now with 18 days left I've started a duel-wielding Dwarf named Brick Cadash because, honestly, I've missed having a beard.

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10 years later, I found a unique shield I had never found before, and discovered the Inquisitor could become a Red Jenny. I love Dragon Age Inquisition

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@Touyarokii Bidoof and Furret are both tied for the memes