taryn paradis

[swinky @swinkying]

i get so Hydrated off that Water

[Riċ @ricblurs]

i fw all types of music, they callin me polyjammerous

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Alex Pretti was murdered.

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

I hope the next viral trend is empathy and critical thinking skills

[crittur @miwwmiu]

Can anyone see where im coming from

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Tell the chef I said yummers

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

fool me once, aw man why dude what, fool me twice, aw dude what the hell man fuck, fool me three times, aw shit dude what the fuck man

[🇵🇸🧚🏽 @notcishet]

when the tame impala lyrics u passively listened to for a decade start applying to ur life

[alli @sonofalli]

it’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

[vee - no1 mayano top gun fan @numberonesbgfan]

LMAO HE WON!!!!

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

they should invent an election where you watch the results and don’t want to kiII yourself

[alex @aloomf]

the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman

[optimusprime @earth_to_annaa]

on da cob, we all corn

[Craig @40milliondollas]

Don’t invite me to yo crib if you know you doing silly shit like living on the 3rd floor with no elevator.

[𝐬𝐨𝐯 @sovietsoleri]

The email won't find me.

[Katie Rich @katiemaryrich]

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.