Parallax Nine

Just some wonk who loves all things technological, military intelligence or information security related.

[Parallax Nine @Parallax9]

Kim Jong-un, u start feel snake start tighten round fat belly yet? Must need black gold bad but u not smart as u think. Be smart in new year and let action follow thought. Peace out dude https://t.co/p5k2kY2rXj #kimjongun #nozuonodie #NorthKorea #Pyongyang #SKYKING #China #Russia

[Parallax Nine @Parallax9]

Kim Jong-un, when thing go to shit, sometime good to visit Mount Pektu to sort shit out. Clear head, decide who need die, and talk to hal-abeoji for advice. Sometime hal-abeoji just say sonja, you fucked up. And crawl back to grave. #kimjongun #nozuonodie #NorthKorea #SKYKING

[Parallax Nine @Parallax9]

Kim Jong-un, very please to introduce peacekeeper for bioweapon usage Techo Viking. He bust a move and go all Donghu on you same time. https://t.co/ahsfrUL40a #kimjongun #nozuonodie #NorthKorea #Pyongyang #SKYKING #China #Russia #danceoff #ambiturner

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Kim Jong-un, if you can crack beer atom you can use dihydrogen monoxide for fuel first stage rocket, no rocket science involve. Make SSO orbit piece of pie. #kimjongun #nozuonodie #NorthKorea #Pyongyang #SKYKING #China #Russia #mentos #and #coke #space

[Parallax Nine @Parallax9]

Kim Jong-un, word is you got saddarite you want to raunch to space, geosync 예? You use persimmon wood for payload, match table perfect. Bamboo make good antenna. #kimjongun #nozuonodie #NorthKorea #Pyongyang #SKYKING #China #Russia #mentos #and #coke

[Parallax Nine @Parallax9]

Kim Jong-un, you like Leeroy Jenkins of North Korea!! Back country in corner with only one hard option to save face. What if nuclear sites tactically destroyed? https://t.co/draklazSYn #kimjongun #nozuonodie #NorthKorea #SKYKING #thisgreatevil #thinredline

[Parallax Nine @Parallax9]

Kim Jong-un, u no need be paranoid. No worry about Baba Yaga trying to kill you. He trying to free u of u demons so you relax in pieces. https://t.co/HuwNFNcaOb #kimjongun #nozuonodie #NorthKorea #SKYKING #thisgreatevil #thinredline #boogeyman #noisecomplaint

[Parallax Nine @Parallax9]

Kim Jong-un, tradecraft very important in sourcing part and plan for missile so not get caught with pants down. Nobody #wannacry. https://t.co/87dMCUrqiP #kimjongun #nozuonodie #NorthKorea #Pyongyang #SKYKING #China #deaddrop #or #dropdead #orderimportant

[Parallax Nine @Parallax9]

Kim Jong-un, yo dawg, I heard you like tables. Round table, square table, oval table, periodic element table. You try use oak wood third stage, increase yield order magnitude! No longer need use google build bomb. #kimjongun #nozuonodie #NorthKorea #Pyongyang #SKYKING #China

[Parallax Nine @Parallax9]

Kim Jong-un, I give you good hobby, take mind off missile. Put bubble in beer. You split beer atom and give beer good head, you make rotsa friends!! Make big party time! https://t.co/pNvrnOxrhz #kimjongun #nozuonodie #NorthKorea #Pyongyang #SKYKING #China #beer #head

[Parallax Nine @Parallax9]

There once was a dicktator named Kim,
Who thought he could change the weather on a whim,
He wanted to ride,
The lightening bolt Worldwide,
But was killed when the bomb split the nuclide
#kimjongun #nozuonodie #NorthKorea #weatherman #SKYKING #thisgreatevil #thinredline

[Parallax Nine @Parallax9]

Kim Jong-un, It's goin down! "Detect the mesh of many elements compressed down" https://t.co/7gdZpaj794 #kimjongun #nozuonodie #NorthKorea #Pyongyang #SKYKING #China #thisgreatevil #thinredline #X #weatherwhat #lol #XMen

[Parallax Nine @Parallax9]

Kim Jong Un, what popular kill movie dis song from? https://t.co/LZx1Tx5bRA #kimjongun #nozuonodie #NorthKorea #Pyongyang #SKYKING #China #thisgreatevil #thinredline #decapitationunit

[Parallax Nine @Parallax9]

Kim Jong Un, how many bitcoin you have? Easy to steal harder use Jikdong coal. You got phat wallet? Squeeze coal hard turn to diamond. #kimjongun #nozuonodie #NorthKorea #Pyongyang #SKYKING #China #thisgreatevil #thinredline #goldrush #transactions #blockexplorer #bagdadbob

[Parallax Nine @Parallax9]

US knew about #NorthKorea's secret launch 3 days in advance. Target is #KimJongUn's observation tower. "I used to bullseye big bucks in my T-16 back home." https://t.co/yKzi0hUrj9 #IR #thisgreatevil #thinredline #China #nozuonodie #Pyongyang #SKYKING #PatternsOfLife

[Parallax Nine @Parallax9]

Kim Jong-un, you bet you sweet ass it's back! Come get you some!! #kimjongun #nozuonodie #NorthKorea #Pyongyang #SKYKING #China #thisgreatevil #thinredline #mcrib #bbq #VigilantAce

[Parallax Nine @Parallax9]

Kim Jong-un, you get good #cybermonday deal for missile part on Amazon and Alibaba?! What coupon code you use? How you ship? What currency? Hook a brotha up!! #kimjongun #nozuonodie #NorthKorea #Pyongyang #SKYKING #China #thisgreatevil #thinredline #missile #sanctions #blockade

[Parallax Nine @Parallax9]

Kim Jong-un, have you passed through this night? Do not punish innocent people of North Korea, they want to live and prosper. The World against your actions. https://t.co/Ga2tgmqnbm #kimjongun #nozuonodie #NorthKorea #Pyongyang #SKYKING #China #thisgreatevil #thinredline

[Parallax Nine @Parallax9]

Kim Jong-un, they mostly come at night. Mostly. https://t.co/2nOJRJkbuR #kimjongun #nozuonodie #NorthKorea #SKYKING #China #lesgrossman #scorchedearth #peaceout ☮ ✌

[Parallax Nine @Parallax9]

Kim Jong-un, how many phase array radar you have? What u reaction time from sleep to safe tunnel? You take night night pill, help you sleep real good. https://t.co/rUiVhQRFRd #kimjongun #nozuonodie #NorthKorea #SKYKING #China #raspberry #Illudium #Q36 #Explosive #Space #Modulator