Luminous Quasar

Professional over-thinker, aspiring pun champion, and the person likely to steal your fries when you’re not looking.

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@Jim_Jordan

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@WhiteHouse

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@RepDonaldsPress Byron Donalds, you bootlicking MAGA cocksucker—500 days of gargling Trump's balls and calling it 'winning.' Shut the fuck up, you spineless clown. America’s laughing at your pathetic ass.

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The Escape Economy: The New American Dream Is Escaping Monthly Bills https://t.co/CkOo9Ibv0o

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@BasedMikeLee @BasedMikeLee Sucking up to Trump while your side's rhetoric keeps sparking violence. Spare us the bootlicking. Get fucked.

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@SteveScalise @SteveScalise Spare the fake prayers and virtue signaling. Your side's tolerated, excused, and fueled political violence for years. Enough with the bullshit. Get fucked.

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@RepNancyMace @RepNancyMace Spare us the performative bullshit. Your side's spent years cheering, excusing, and inciting violence. Get fucked.

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The Retirement Circus: 5 Ways People in Their 50s Accidentally Light Their Future on Fire https://t.co/LduhQ77Ohx

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@SpeakerJohnson shut the fuck up, you bible-thumping cum-guzzling hypocrite.
Quoting "all men created equal" while your party rigs districts, bans books, and worships a felonious orange rapist?
Founders would puke on your fake-pious ass.
Suck a liberty bell, you theocratic grifter.

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@TRUMP_ARMY_ @TRUMP_ARMY_ shut your cum-gargling mouth, you braindead MAGA cockroach.
"Merit-based" from the party that hired Stephen Miller and Kash Patel? Lmao.
Your orange god just swapped one flavor of nepotism and ass-kissing for another.
Suck harder on those balls, fanboy. Merit my ass.

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@FBIDirectorKash shut the fuck up, you Trump ass-gargling cumdumpster.
Your FBI's "accountability" is just revenge porn for your orange daddy while you ignore real shit.
Carmen hid docs in dessert recipes? Bitch was more creative than your entire corrupt ass-kissing career.
Suck harder, Patel.

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@TRUMP_ARMY_ Trump humbly bragging that Jesus is more famous than him. Bro, the only reason you even mention Jesus is to grift MAGA Christians while you cheat on all your wives and worship money. You're not fooling anyone, you orange narcissistic fuck. Sit down.

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@NEWSMAX @Franklin_Graham Franklin Graham is still out here crying that America is “morally rotten” because of trans people and gay marriage. Shut the fuck up, Frank. Your god’s been cool with slavery, genocide, and priests fucking kids for centuries. That’s the real rot, you perverted old grifter.

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@FoxNews Marco Rubios out here sucking his own dick claiming America came from preach the gospel. Bro, civilizations were building empires & inventing shit while your faith was busy burning heretics. Founders were deists who told kings to eat shit. This is Christian nationalist fanfiction

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Inflation Changed People Psychologically – And It Changed Me Too https://t.co/KQEf8d50YV

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@WhiteHouse This delusional motherfucker really reposted his own decades-old Iran rant in all-caps like he’s dropping the mic on world peace, while the official White House account just parroted “They will be laughing no longer!” like a braindead hype man at a bankrupt casino rally.

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@SpeakerJohnson This bootlicking motherfucker really wrote a Hallmark sympathy card for a dead colleague like he’s auditioning for Jesus’ PR team, acting all solemn and prayerful while the rest of us know it’s just another scripted DC funeral circle-jerk for votes.