Michael Parcher

[Yasmine Khosrowshahi @yasminekho]

I distilled my 4 years of marketing lessons into minimalistic visuals.

1. Sell Benefits. Not features.

[Michael Parcher @Parch30]

@hubermanlab What are the differences between consuming water at different temperatures (frigid, cold, lukewarm or hot)? And are one of the 4 previously mentioned temperature ranges considered to be the “best” for consumption?

[Lex Fridman @lexfridman]

A few times in my life I've seen friendships destroyed over money. This never made sense to me. Why betray your integrity and relationships for financial gain? In the end, this leads to an unfulfilling life and, in the long run, probably less money anyway.

[Michael Parcher @Parch30]

@Taylor_FOX21 @VitalikButerin This Project Is Extraordinary!

[Michael Parcher @Parch30]

Was crying laughing watching AJ talk about the gum knife and stabbing the action figure #pmsfanduelfamily

[Michael Parcher @Parch30]

@dtap21 @CoachMLaFleur Haha, brother I wasn't good enough for him to remember me let alone get some tickets! Gotta look way down that depth chart for me But I'll be watching and cheering!! #GoPackGo

[Michael Parcher @Parch30]

@hicks8224 @smushparker2 Taylor Swift perfume with a hint of musty carpet and Marlboro Red Ash... You got. You can save yourself a bit if you substitute for Paul Mall. Just saying.

[Michael Parcher @Parch30]

@ReaIKentMurphy @HESGrayless

[Michael Parcher @Parch30]

@hicks8224 @smushparker2 It's the only way they're made brother

[Michael Parcher @Parch30]

@hicks8224 @smushparker2 I'll send em both. Buy one get one free for the fam

[Michael Parcher @Parch30]

@hicks8224 @smushparker2 I got you - dm me that shipping address and size I'll get it in the mail tomorrow

[Michael Parcher @Parch30]

Hey @CapitalOne @AskCapitalOne, I need access to my financial data. Please let me use the financial services apps I need!

[Michael Parcher @Parch30]

@pacificheadwear 404M and @localseams full subs leading off like Lofton and Visquel for the… https://t.co/D0vtErrH6X

[Cameron Peden @PedenCam]

Big win at the mojo! Plus our uniforms are sick

[Michael Parcher @Parch30]

@dtap21 @ZDep38

[Michael Parcher @Parch30]

I was thinking I was losing a step, then I hear Jac dryheaving in the middle of the carpet about to puke. Sub 4.70 40 to the front door. Still got it

[Michael Parcher @Parch30]

@Redbeardwhteowl Hey guuurl, let me buy you a fish sandwich and bite yo butt. Busted that line out today. Lol #automatic

[Michael Parcher @Parch30]

Anyone know if Jake Fromm ever played baseball? Random question I know... I was just wondering cause nobody has brought it up like 30 times.

[Michael Parcher @Parch30]

Skip the parade, save some $, be loyal!

25% off our Cleveland Collection this week!

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