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@PCMtnAlert Disappointing… The lack of foresight shows continual disrespect to the customers. Give the Ski Patrol what they deserve!

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Nick Castellanos is Mr. Red October how he setting records these playoffs.
@Phillies

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@BarstoolBigCat is actually the male equivalent to Alix Earle. Da boys winning this fo’ sho’

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I see what we’re trying to do here, but let’s be real with ourselves. Paper straws are just the worst.

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Laundry is just the worst chore. It’s time sensitive, uncomfortably warm, and my fingers hurt from these dumb shirts

[Ian Randall @ian1randall]

Incredibly aggravating when people walk slow or stand on the moving sidewalk. The whole point of the moving sidewalk is to walk fast.

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United Airlines needs to take notes from @AerLingus. United will always be the root of my travel problems. Where’s my Irish breakfast?!

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Josh couldn’t read the room if he was in a library. Commanders getting the L train rolling early this season

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

New #Commanders owner Josh Harris thinking Joe Buck wanted a handshake and then Troy Aikman trying to hold his laughter in is just perfect 😂😂

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@Jif Keep making that good stuff
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@espn OmegaBall is crazy. #MessiToOmegaBall
Let’s try 3 team Basketball next
#LebronToBetaBall