Ian Randall

[Ian Randall @ian1randall]

Charcuterie is overrated.

[Ian Randall @ian1randall]

Just had a mean check out person at Trader Joe’s and it was a refreshing experience. Scanned my groceries and sent me on my way. No need for chit chat.

[Ian Randall @ian1randall]

At the local.

[Ian Randall @ian1randall]

In the arena (listening to Oppenheimer soundtrack and writing basic excel functions).

[Ian Randall @ian1randall]

Incredibly aggravating when people walk slow or stand on the moving sidewalk. The whole point of the moving sidewalk is to walk fast.

[Pardon Matt’s Take @PardonMattsTake]

United Airlines needs to take notes from @AerLingus. United will always be the root of my travel problems. Where’s my Irish breakfast?!

[Ian Randall @ian1randall]

Also show me more dragons. I could care less about Ed Sheeran singing a song in the middle of the forest.

[Ian Randall @ian1randall]

GOT has lots of surprising moments but Ed Sheeran cameo in S7 has to be in the top 5. (And yes I know I’m late to the party on GOT)

[Ian Randall @ian1randall]

I wish Philly had a Galleria.

[Ian Randall @ian1randall]

Watching the Quarterback documentary isn’t as enjoyable as I’d like it to be because it gives me flashbacks to my gambling losses last year.

[Ian Randall @ian1randall]

Passive aggressive corporate America moves:
-“Per my previous email”
-“Friendly reminder”
-Condescending screenshot highlighting something very obvious (personal favorite)
-When asked for information, sending link to file w/ no further context

[Ian Randall @ian1randall]

@theonlyadim Love it. One more thing- how was passenger experience, any turbulence or smooth ride?

[Ian Randall @ian1randall]

Might cry

[Ian Randall @ian1randall]

@theonlyadim Bonk

[Ian Randall @ian1randall]

Get this man on a First Take segment!

[Adi @theonlyadim]

Not to be a drama llama here but tonight is the biggest nuggets game of the Malone era

[Ian Randall @ian1randall]

City vibes 10/10 today. I feel too good rn

[Ian Randall @ian1randall]

“Yooo Embiid might go off for a hundred tonight” - Philly guy in the sauna

[Adi @theonlyadim]

@Nickjohnston3 @ian1randall has already been crowned. Embiid can take a lap.

[Ian Randall @ian1randall]

Day 1 of cleanse is complete.

[Ian Randall @ian1randall]

There is no such thing as “casual beers”.