Pushy Parent

Spoof account highlighting the embarrassing behaviour of some parents in their quest to create a WINNER. Parent at Cash Cow FC and all round obnoxious snob!

[Pushy Parent @ParentPushy]

Open trials for my lads U6 JPL / Elite / Fackadamie team last night!
I was pleased the coach turned the majority away! I’d be embarrassed if my 5 year old didn’t understand basic strategies and trigger points! Well done coach we only want #Winners

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@Secretgrassroo2 Without a doubt!

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Seeing more and more 1-2-1 sessions not only taking place locally to where I live but some posting pictures on social media! It’s almost as if they are desperate to be grassed up by someone or are they really just plain dumb?

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@secretgrassroo3 @Secretgrassroo2 You still fighting the fight Statto? Turn it in you boring bellend

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The gaggle of self proclaimed elite coaches at the super duper junior football league with their level 1/2/3 UEFA B , talent identification badges sewed to their jackets like a kid who’s mum has ironed his 50m swimming badge to his Speedo’s #Sad

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Absolute arsehole football coaches posing with junior “academy” footballers after their 1 on 1 sessions! Not sure who’s worse the parents who are clearly irresponsible / desperate or the dickhead still coaching them! Posing in in the snow with what looks like a local field🤦🏼‍♂️

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@timsutnew @MabbuttPhillip @GMB @piersmorgan @pamfoundation @susannareid100 Pam’s said to be inconsolable

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@MabbuttPhillip @GMB @piersmorgan @pamfoundation @susannareid100 I bet Jennifer has a wide on just thinking of you big Phil! 😂😂

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“Tonight on rip off Britain,
Shanelle sent her little Cristiano to a soccer camp in Macclesfield with the false promises of a professional contract....it cost her arse being pummelled 5 nights a week to raise the £8,000....sadly it was fake...Rip off Britain investigates!”

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When you sign up for a super duper Elite academy but really it’s just a grassroots team that has a fancy name and plays on 4g! #WhatYouWasExpecting
#WhatYouGot

[Pushy Parent @ParentPushy]

This I can relate to!

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@secretgrassroo3 @Secretgrassroo2 😂

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@Secretgrassroo2 Your welcome 👍🏻

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When you ask the local supermarket if the Under 9’s can do a sponsored bag pack to “raise money” for the club! The boys will be glad of it once we get back!

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@callumdoherty_ I can virtually smell the Findus crispy pancakes and fags in this picture!

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The Dad of your striker standing in your eye line when you stick his little superstar in net for 5 mins!

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Fat Ming Mum , Fat Ming Dad , Fat Ming Son.

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@secretgrassroo3 @TheSecretFound2 @sheffieldfc @Jmack133 @LCFC @SheffieldUnited @MoneyGrabFC @IrritatingMum @Secretgrassroo2 @southwestgooner Ffs you still here you boring little worm? Have you got no stats you need to go through?

[Pushy Parent @ParentPushy]

Been asking all the parents over WhatsApp if the lads have been keeping their fitness up over lockdown! All assured me they have! Star striker turns up 1st game back! “Oi mate your mum says you’ve been doing a bit getting yourself fit!”
Him.......

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Mums who wear their Ugg boots like this have no right to tell a coach how she thinks he should train the team and who to play! Pipe down Cankles!
#Minging