Temilade Paris

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[Temilade Paris @Paris_temi]

I watch my friend's faces after I tell them I am pregnant. Maryam was the first to reply, "What do you mean by you are pregnant? You haven't been in a relationship in months. Did you allow a one-night stand to knock you up?". "Maryam, how can you say such a thing?" My other

[𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍 @AsakyGRN]

“Security tip in case you get k!dn&pp3d by b&ndi7$ in Nigeria: once you have access to your phone, don’t call the police or DSS, just tweet !nsulting a senior government official and !nsult them in their full name and drop your phone. In the next 24 hours they will find you and your location.”

— Man says. 😭💀

[Bella @softgirl_bella]

@osemagnum One of the few people that actually knows women 😹
I don’t like peeing too much seems stressful the act of it all. Pee… wash up… dry up… and if you drink plenty of water then that means over and over again urghhhh.

[mike @mikealebiosu]

the painful part is, if dem divide this country, na under tinubu i go still dey.

proper torture.

[Celebrity Doctor @sir_lux_]

You must be stupid for you to support Tinubu in any form.

[the I.S.G @IbiangGood]

@DavidsOffor Unstable Electricity ✅
Insecurity ✅
Unemployment ✅
Inflation ✅
Poor Healthcare ✅

The core things Nigerians have been crying about since the beginning of time remain unsolved.
All of these you've listed just leads to direct and indirect embezzlement.

[Oluwaseun @fola_zone]

@dammiedammie35 Gen. Abacha has said it all.

Don’t be blinded to what is happening around you.

Create awareness and be safe

The government doesn’t give a fuck whether we live or die

[Abdul-Aziz Na'ibi Abubakar @jrnaib2]

@officialABAT How about Zamfara, Katsina, Sokoto, Kebbi and Niger?

[ID-AMOS @Three_Leg_Bird]

@officialABAT Deep freezer approach

[Davido @davido]

I can’t lie we entertainers .. we Dey fuckup I won’t lie including me … we need to speak up … it’s too much injustice goin on .. our country don go 💔🇳🇬

[Ndeeleh❤ @sleendeel]

I hate the concept of “we experience people different” coz what have I done for you to be horrible to me but kind to the next person??😭

[The hair plug @Msmenalicious]

This was Patience Jonathan when children were abducted back then. She showed empathy as a mother and a First Lady.

She will forever be goated!!

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

So I got my period at work today with absolutely no warning and went around asking all the women in the office if anyone had anything and nobody had a single thing.

One of the guys overheard me and said he had pads in his car because he keeps them there for his girlfriend for emergencies.

And then he went out to his car and came back and handed me a pastry bag.

This man had put the pads inside a pastry bag so nobody would know what was in it. To save me the awkwardness of walking through the office visibly carrying pads. He thought about that. On his own.

And it wasn't just one, he gave me two because I had an eight hour shift and he did that math himself apparently.

I was not prepared for......

[Baba-Oja @Lildon_dammy]

I need a job. Not just for money, but for stability, direction, and to feel like I’m actually moving forward in life

[Talk2veee @talk2veee]

Why is RIBENA using paper as straw?
They increased price and chose to give us paper straw?

Your straws soak up before 2minutes and it’s very unsafe for consumption.

[sugamummy 🧚🏽‍♀️ @ceraliza]

My ex bf just rsvp'd to my wedding and LOOK AT THE SONG HE REQUESTED 😭😭😭

[Oti @Otii_ogg]

@ceraliza The more important question here is why was he invited in the first place? 😂😂😩

[Jobs with Aramide @AramideOyekunle]

As a Nigerian Earning 600k... You might not be able to afford a Car especially if you dont work from home.

As a Nigerian earning 400k... You will likely be needing AJO to pay your rent.

As a Nigerian earning 250k... You will be needing Ajo to buy chair in your apartment. 😩

[SayMuyi @nobodylikesmuyi]

i dey always happy when person wey don help me before bill me for time wey i guide, joy go just full my body😂

[sugamummy 🧚🏽‍♀️ @ceraliza]

@wtforyn That’s life.. I saw a tweet that said men should be held accountable for the pregnancy if women can’t abort and I couldn’t agree more

[Miles 👑 @Officialmrmiles]

You get 😂😂