Paris Hiltons Understudy

I hate how I can’t leave this app

[BIG BAD CHUCK ✰ @yawningemoji]

diarrhea would have to be coming out of my eyes for me to switch up on the bell i’m so sorry

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

good thing mitch is still alive!

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

lmao

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Flags at Grindr headquarters have been lowered to half-staff.

[𝓕 🪄 @Fiizop]

Bring me McConnell next

[trish @ultragloss]

what is your plan to abolish the food challenges they do on love island @ZohranKMamdani

[bobby @badtweetfactory]

mitch mcconnell is bouncing on jack antonoff as we speak

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

It's starting. #TheHappening #MenAreCuttingTheirPenisesOff #NoPenis2026 #IndianaManChallenge

[booger @turdmaster97]

how long after sex is it appropriate to start talking about transformers

[Al Cappuccino…☕️🇮🇹 @AlCappuccinoIT]

Mitch McConnell simply will not stop calling me. What a chatterbox.

[LowerBackPain AkA Mister @LowerBackPain04]

If you are still in line to speak to Mitch McConnell on the phone for 20 minutes, STAY IN LINE!!!

[trash jones @jzux]

mitch mcconnell will enter the villa tomorrow as a late-season bombshell

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

just got off the phone with mitch mcconnell. we had phone sex.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The Caesar Salad turns 102 today.

[jezz @JezziiB]

Yes, SHE is a female. She's also an Olympian. A Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover model. Has a Bachelor's degree in nursing and a Master's degree in business administration. An NIRA champion, All-American and Most Outstanding Player. A gold metalist in the Pan America Games and a bronze metalist in the 2024 Summer Olympics. And most importantly in this situation, she advocates for body positivity for women/young women because fuck ass lowlifes like you exist.

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

Palestinian goalkeeper Saleem Al-Ashqar was killed by Israeli forces in Gaza earlier this week.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

We're experiencing this heatwave because the gates of hell have opened for Mitch McConnell.

[yas @adoomies3]

Clocking in for movie night

[jana @skeletonoflight]

MEGAN THE STALLION HATES KC #loveislandusa

[Global UPDATES @GlobalUpdates24]

BREAKING –

US becomes the first country in the world to host a team at the FIFA World Cup and bоmb that team's country on the same day