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Don't forget to chew your biscuits! Lowest comma denominator.

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@Freeyourmindkid Same.

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@ParkerMolloy They always should have been the Washington Team: Football so they could be the WTFs. That they weren't was one of the greatest missed opportunities in naming history.

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@KevinMKruse Sadly, I never saw him.

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@KevinMKruse I was at a conference at the Bluemont in Manhattan, KS this past week and George Takei was staying there. My co-worker rode down the elevator with him, but I didn't see him. I kept my eye out for him, though, cause I was going to say I recognized him from Supah Ninjas.

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@Rschooley Who Gaetz will always and forever be when I picture him in my mind.

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@Rschooley Hope he got his 10% up front, cause he's NEVER getting that money from Trump if he didn't.

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Good movie. Hasn't held up perfectly, but not TOO bad. Needed another twenty minutes of Arkin, though. #sloshedcinema

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@MrCleansGhost Why don't movies do that anymore?

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@MrCleansGhost Butchering must have been a pretty good business in the early 90s, too. She has been rocking some duds, too.

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This movie really needed more Alan Arkin. He was a gem in this movie. #sloshedcinema

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Kramer went from UHF to this role. Then somehow landed Seinfeld. #sloshedcinema

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Oh, man, I'm only three anniversaries away from being as old as Charlie's parents. #sloshedcinema

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Imagine dating early 90s Mike Myers. How exhausting would that have been? Just a constant attention sucking. #sloshedcinema

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@MrCleansGhost That was an incredibly tough scene to get through with the kids in the room.

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@MrCleansGhost Remember what we did with the hot dogs at the theater? I don't know if I'd call that following the rules.

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Man, we really played fast and loose with food handling in the 90s. How did we all survive? #sloshedcinema

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Fun fact, there isn't anywhere in the US where you can walk in and they pull a haggis out of a case. It's a special order item and always has been. #sloshedcinema

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@MrCleansGhost But, actually, thank god. It's so bad.

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@MrCleansGhost A real missed opportunity.

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I don't feel like that cup washing system is adequate for a post-9/11 world. #sloshedcinema