Alex

Current regular dork, aspiring law dork. Roll Tide and Go Blazers.

[Alex @ParkerASlow]

People aren’t ready for the lesson that the dumb kids complaining about this wouldn’t have learned about budgeting or taxes either

[Ari Wasserman @AriWasserman]

Instead of traditional math courses like geometry and algebra, all math courses should be about investing, interest, and real-life financial situations.

Instead of teaching calculus, teach kids how to calculate how much they'd make on a stock over X years at a 9 percent annual return, including compound interest and dividends.

[Alex @ParkerASlow]

@sensodynezidane @clusterbitch_ The connection is that the island is populated by English citizens who voted almost unanimously to stay with the uk. That’s a lot more relevant than continental plates.

[Alex @ParkerASlow]

Why is it so low?

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Nearly half of Americans believe AI data centers drive up electricity & water costs while straining the power grid — Morgan Stanley

[Alex @ParkerASlow]

@MLFootball @barstoolIN @KennyKing_Jr @RaidersBeat @FitzyGFY @JumboHart @jerrythornton @TitleTalkTCL @PatsBuzz @itmekaralee @sagesteele Yeah bringing back figure skating gold is way more impressive

[Alex @ParkerASlow]

@smilesinmay Oh the physics test gives you every formula? And it’s open notes. Oh lord, oh jehova, oh fuck.

[Alex @ParkerASlow]

It’s unironically just Argentina trying to impose imperialism on a group of people who want remain British but somehow people don’t get it

[flo 🌞 @fleurvantess]

😭?

[Alex @ParkerASlow]

@ironmouse How sad, she’s Italian.

[Alex @ParkerASlow]

@ArtButSports @BellinghamJude @Erling @FWC26Miami @NationalGallery No one does it like you do.

[Alex @ParkerASlow]

@vikhtervekhter @DrAllyLouks Take the L man.

[Alex @ParkerASlow]

@fruitonthegogo @lunecrumbss If it wasn’t something to be shameful of it, then they’d have led with that fact.

[Alex @ParkerASlow]

@derLehnsherr No.

[Alex @ParkerASlow]

@appiecule How much slave labor was used and put into a meat grinder of death for Qatar? The fact that you can’t think of that as the worst act ever done is a testament to your soul being black.

[Alex @ParkerASlow]

@willycooper @TheDJ_King I believe in the creation, but I have no evidence of it. Please try to be more serious. It makes you look uneducated.

[Alex @ParkerASlow]

@ericmetaxas Their legal reasoning is literally the only thing they offer to the public.

[Alex @ParkerASlow]

I love seeing him mad.

[Stephen Miller @StephenM]

If you believe a child born to a foreign mother flying over US airspace is an automatic American then you do not believe in citizenship.

[Alex @ParkerASlow]

@lucystone1871 This is how the country has interpreted the law since like 1898 at the earliest.

[Alex @ParkerASlow]

@woosabicrypto They don’t owe you anything

[Alex @ParkerASlow]

Every time this account posts I just feel inadequate.

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

@Complex Petit disque orange (rotated), by František Kupka, 1932

[Alex @ParkerASlow]

@DrLamington Principal Punisher

[Alex @ParkerASlow]

@hsakotc11 If it was a benign symbol of southern pride, you simply were ignoring what it meant or were a child. It’s always been a loser flag for people who are made about the civil war.