Parker Adkins

It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky.

[Parker Adkins @ParkerAdkins]

@thejagepage Convinced she’d be a better owner than Stanton

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@nathan_h_b while we're waiting on Trader Jerry's batteries to charge, could you please add me to the D&B discord?

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@Gravel_sense Logan’s outings have been a roller coaster this year but need him to go 7 tomorrow

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@sierrabrookem @thereal_jesse_j Kayaking through the flood to bring it to you @thereal_jesse_j

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@Gravel_sense BA has to be the biggest opportunity for improvement, right? We replace 1,576 AB's of Frazier (.238), Winker (.219), Toro (.185), and Santana (.192) with Wong (.261 career), Teo (.262), and better platoon bats. Not sure how BABIP luck affects us, or trends year-by-year.

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@sierrabrookem @CrumblCookies Invalid across time zones, sorry for the inconvenience

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@RealJYoung This has to be what Alexander Graham Bell envisioned when he invented the telephone

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@jazz_inourpants True I’m probably lower on him than most. If he carries them to the WCF this year I’ll happily admit I was wrong. Would you have the Jazz favored in round 2 over winner of Suns/Blazers?

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@jazz_inourpants this Jazz teams reminds me of the 2015 Hawks. Great regular season team bc of depth/chemistry but no superstar to carry the offense in the 4Q of playoff games

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@foejahey @KtotheMART He’s from Vegas, give him a break. He’s never seen a tractor in real life before

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@MegMcRee But have you considered American Idol?

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@KtotheMART Equivalent athlete and more accurate passer. This is a clinic by him tonight

[Dana Beers @danabeers]

Thinking about dusting off the wheels this weekend. Might try and talk to 1-2 girls

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@foejahey Huge scoop beating @wojespn on this news

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

I drink so much milk I don’t even find it spicy anymore.

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@BrianLim11 @Ryan_Freiburger Is that @TigerWoods or @Ryan_Freiburger with the fist pump? Impossible to say

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@_bhammer Diet starts Monday I assume?

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@captainkalvis @bethxhayward @NOTVIKING How many people have dedicated an opera cover of Buy U A Drank to their mom? Ya, celebrity in my book

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

[After leaving Willy Wonka’s factory]
ME:
WIFE:
ME:
WIFE:
ME:
WIFE: Lot of deaths for a to—
ME: A LOT of deaths for a tour!