parker burr

4x Founder | Retention Marketing | Helping companies grow profits

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Dumb idea that would crush it:

Build Quince, but put 2 buy buttons on every PDP:

• Made in Ningbo ($28)
• Made in Los Angeles ($74)

Same shirt, same tech pack.

90% buy the $28 one. The other 10% post the $74 receipt on Twitter to flex.

Which one do you buy?

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@gregisenberg Hey I’m building this right now! https://t.co/RnhLP3zFsI

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@BillAckman @RealCandaceO Bill doesn’t pass the sniff test, show the texts, show the videos, easy to defend if true.

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We're opening the waitlist today for our first 100 users. Join if you:

-Use Klaviyo
-Send regular campaigns
-Want to squeeze more $$$ from your email program

drop a comment if you wanna try during beta

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I've been talking to dozens of e-commerce brands and spotted a MASSIVE problem they all have. Here's how we're solving it with Bubba AI...

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The best part: the system gets smarter with every campaign. It's like hiring a data scientist, copywriter, and campaign strategist who work 24/7 and never ask for raises.

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@SpeakerPelosi @SpeakerPelosi enough with politics, just tell us which stocks to buy

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@codyplof Also I drove the GX and Landcruiser which I love the looks of but I was so disappointed in the ride. Rides the same as a 4Runner, shitty

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@codyplof We’re in the same boat, getting an R1S this week! Will let you know how we like it

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@DreBlackDigital @dharmesh @dickiebush @Nicolascole77 Newsletter

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ChatGPT real time video is the coolest thing I’ve seen in a while

Just learned how my whole house heating system works.

Took 5 min.

Have you tried it yet?

It kinda feels like what Google Glass was supposed to be

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This is a no choice, choice. America cannot keep spending money like a 22 year old SF first time founder who is “building the Uber of xyz”

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America is the most bloated company that’s ever existed

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They should be thankful the gig lasted this long. The waste is funded by you, me, our families, friends and kids.