Parma Profundity Pam 🧀

Human petri-dish and walking bio-weapons laboratory, whose presence in life is only possible because of the state suppression of natural social immunity

[Parma Profundity Pam 🧀 @ParmesanPam]

I meant to say I peaked here and never reached this peak again.

[Parma Profundity Pam 🧀 @ParmesanPam]

I peaked here and never came down tbh

[Parma Profundity Pam 🧀 @ParmesanPam]

An evil has been defeated 😍

[Mike Tapp MP @MikeTappTweets]

I am no longer the Minister for Migration and Citizenship where I was predominantly overseeing our legal migration system.

For me, service has always meant putting the country first, and I’m proud to have approached the role with that principle at its heart.

Every decision I made in the Home Office began with my top priority: our national security.

Our immigration system is also about people. That is why compassion must sit alongside firmness, striking the right balance to protect our country, support our economy, and uphold confidence in the system.

From delivering the massive Electronic Travel Authorisation (ETA) scheme, to visa pauses and improving the Windrush Compensation Scheme, it has been truly satisfying to play a part in strengthening our immigration system. While net migration is falling, there is still much more to do.

I will always put my country first and that is why I will continue to bring my experience from my time working at the highest levels of national security to Parliament.

I am dissapointed to be leaving government, but I have no regrets remaining loyal to Keir Starmer until the end.

This Labour Government must succeed - for the good of our country. I will be working every single day to help deliver for the British people.

Thank you to my Private Office and Home Office officials who have worked hard with me to make progress .

I wish my successor the very best of luck.

🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

[Parma Profundity Pam 🧀 @ParmesanPam]

The hidden replies rightly calling him a vain weirdo 😭

[DMC @MCCDAN87]

Went on a date with the cutest guy in València who was obsessed with my arms and he took pics when we were having coffee

[Parma Profundity Pam 🧀 @ParmesanPam]

I don’t agree with what she said… but what happened to Reform wanting to police streets not tweets?

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: Aberdeen University employee Heather Herbert has now been arrested over online posts celebrating Ann Widdecombe's death

[Parma Profundity Pam 🧀 @ParmesanPam]

They’re so desperate

[Zia Yusuf @ZiaYusufUK]

While Nigel Farage and Reform are grieving their friend who has been brutally murdered, and on the day a man is arrested for threatening to murder Nigel, how does Kemi Badenoch respond?

She cosies up to Keir Starmer and chooses to mock and deride Nigel.

She is mocking and deriding millions who support him.

Appalling.

[Parma Profundity Pam 🧀 @ParmesanPam]

Genuinely the most embarrassing thing a Tory has done and that says a lot.

[Albie @albieamankona]

I co-hosted an @LGBTCons podcast called Never Kissed A Tory to reclaim the phrase.

The left can mock the right. The right can mock the left. That’s how free speech works.

This soy-boy says: man up.

[Parma Profundity Pam 🧀 @ParmesanPam]

Not even acknowledging meep meep #notmypm

[ellen🍸 @algorecrave]

keir starmer doing 67 in his final PMQs as PM what a send off

[Parma Profundity Pam 🧀 @ParmesanPam]

Jack is 10x the journalist and reporter Isabel claims to be. She’s mad he’s exposing her and her fella’s dodgy links. The establishment trying to silence Jack.

[Talk @TalkTV]

Talk International Editor Isabel Oakeshott tells Jeremy Kyle of an odd encounter with an individual last Wednesday, the day of Ann Widdecombe’s passing.

@jkyleofficial @IsabelOakeshott

[Parma Profundity Pam 🧀 @ParmesanPam]

@WillSenty73 @RoworthJack Jack’s twice the man you’ll ever be Will. You’re the nobody here.

[Parma Profundity Pam 🧀 @ParmesanPam]

It’s vile rhetoric to have wanted Ann Widdecombe to be voted off of strictly come dancing

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

Make no bones about it, the left's vile rhetoric had Ann Widdecombe murdered.

[Parma Profundity Pam 🧀 @ParmesanPam]

“My gut tells me an old lady being murdered is really bad” well no shit?

[Lucy Brown @lucymarionbrown]

My gut tells me this Ann Widdecombe thing is really, really bad

[Parma Profundity Pam 🧀 @ParmesanPam]

She wants to do “personal, private, intimate, anti-marketing”, whilst doing a listening party for £20 whilst everyone films it and puts it online. Seems very personal, private, intimate and antimarketing. She’s lowkey so insufferable.

[Variety @Variety]

Charli xcx performs her new song "Playboy Bunny" at a pop-up show in London.

[Parma Profundity Pam 🧀 @ParmesanPam]

@JBN268 If you read the article you’d see ELECTED COUNCILLORS did not stab the effigy, they simply attended the rally in which it happened and it is not the responsibility of ELECTED COUNCILLORS to police the actions of other protestors.

[Parma Profundity Pam 🧀 @ParmesanPam]

1. Rally was before anyone was killed
2. Councillors aren’t responsible for the actions of other people. If you read the article you’d see that no councillors were involved in the darting of burnham, but we can’t expect a Labour Luvvie to use critical thinking now can we?

[Ben @benhoobs]

A politician was killed this week.

[Parma Profundity Pam 🧀 @ParmesanPam]

I hope they make it to the finals so he can have one last jolly.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer will attend the World Cup final in New York if England beat Argentina on Wednesday

He will then fly back to London to officially resign as Prime Minister on Monday morning

[Parma Profundity Pam 🧀 @ParmesanPam]

Magpie Mike is genuinely the most infuriating MP going. The only good thing Andy Burnham can do as PM is send this thief to the backbenches.

[Mike Tapp MP @MikeTappTweets]

Good luck England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Thanks for the kick around earlier 🫡😉

[Parma Profundity Pam 🧀 @ParmesanPam]

The waist tuning is back…

[jono 🦋 @jonomxr]

What I wore last week xx

[Parma Profundity Pam 🧀 @ParmesanPam]

Makes sense that someone who loved GAY bar and went 1000 nights in a row is a fucking loon.

[Parma Profundity Pam 🧀 @ParmesanPam]

Wait isn’t that…

[cez @cezthesocialist]

https://t.co/fEkRoWPCC8

[Parma Profundity Pam 🧀 @ParmesanPam]

He’s a man dressed as a bin. How’s he the establishment. Lozza needs to give the coke a rest.

[Laurence Fox @LozzaFox]

He is literally the establishment.

Albeit quite a funny version of it and wearing a bin.

[Parma Profundity Pam 🧀 @ParmesanPam]

Oh they’re scared of a bin

[The British Patriot @TheBritLad]

🚨 REVEALED: The Man Behind Count Binface

The satirical candidate known as Count Binface is comedian and BBC comedy writer Jonathan David Harvey.

He is a Remain voter who strongly opposes Brexit, Trump, and right-wing politics. It has also been reported he said Britain should welcome all migrants.

His costume may bring laughter, and visible fun to by elections but he is asset of the deep state to undermine democracy and right-wing politics.

Bottom line: Voting for Count Binface isn’t supporting some harmless novelty act.

It’s a vote for Labour.