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[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Scalise: "This is country that's actually experiencing a golden age again. I mean, gas prices are down 50 cents from where they were just a few weeks ago and continuing to go down. Affordability is back again."

[Fox News @FoxNews]

BREAKING: President Trump signs a presidential memo to make it easier for Americans to repair their own cars by protecting the right to fix vehicles and opening up more options for approving aftermarket parts.

"It came to my attention because I noticed they were arresting people for fixing their car."

"We rule by common sense."

[Parody Barron Trump 🏀 @ParodyBarronTr]

This is so long that I listened to it on 1.5x speed, and he actually sounded like he was speaking at a normal speed and cadence. I'd forgotten what that was like, because his speech has become so slow and sluggish. On 1x speed, he sounds like everyone else at .75x speed.

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Housing Bill Passed BOTH House and Senate with Veto-Proof majorities:

House: 358-32
Senate: 85-5

Please veto @realDonaldTrump. PLEASE.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump's Oval Office event concluded with an extended riff about "the reflecting pond" in which he accused "a member or big payer to ActBlue" of "getting in there with a knife and cutting it and ripping the floor out."

Sounds legit!

Here's his whole rant, which needs to be seen unfiltered to be believed:

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

Huge bipartisan majorities in Congress passed a bill to lower housing costs.

But at the 11th hour, Donald Trump is refusing to sign it into law. His policies have made your costs go up — and he doesn't care.

[Fox News @FoxNews]

BREAKING: President Trump slams Democrats after a wave of far-left candidates won their races on Tuesday's primary:

"They want a lot of communists to come in... The people that they're pushing are communists, and this country is not going to have communists"

[Parody Barron Trump 🏀 @ParodyBarronTr]

They Intentionally released The Virus to Steal An Election and Overthrow a Duly Elected President, That is TREASON!Fauci and The Criminal Democrats should ALL be Held Accountable for Their Crimes, They All have been Involved in a Years long Coup and Should be Tried for Treason!!

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

This is not a normal statement from a normal cabinet member of a major nation. 

This statement from Israeli National Security Minister Ben-Gvir is the statement of a war criminal. 

The racist, extremist Israeli government does not deserve one nickel of U.S. support.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Today we say to the billionaire class and the corporate CEOs: enough is enough. You cannot have it all.

Your greed is destroying this country. And if you don’t change, we’re going to change it for you. https://t.co/2qTbLXwrNt

[Governor Gavin Newsom @CAgovernor]

My office is demanding the Trump Administration release any and all records on the Trump DOJ’s politically motivated, baseless fishing expedition.

The American people deserve to know who ordered this abuse of power and how far it goes.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

UK is a police state

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

Donald Trump is the Stock Trader-in-Chief.

Congress must BAN the President, VP and lawmakers from owning and trading stocks.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Only 16% of Americans support arming Israel without restrictions.

So what is Congress doing? Burying a provision in the defense bill that would give Israel more military integration than any NATO ally.

We must strip Section 224 from the Pentagon budget.

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

Trump’s administration has barred the IRS from even looking at his past returns.

Teachers, nurses, and firefighters all pay what they owe.

Why does the President of the United States get a special tax deal?

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

The kleptocracy never ends. Trump used the White House as a backdrop for a cage match.

At the same time, the Trump family is selling $12,000 coins to profit off the event.

They’re not draining the swamp. They are the swamp.