Never Trust a Tory

Tories: putting the CON in Conservative.

Views not my own.

[Never Trust a Tory @ParodyTories]

I cannot understand why offshore billionaire tax-averse media barons who own outlets like the Daily Mail and GB News are backing the candidate who's promising tax cuts for billionaires while plunging millions of poor people into abject poverty.

[Never Trust a Tory @ParodyTories]

What an absolute fucking bell end this man is.

[John Redwood @johnredwood]

To stop the small boats the Prime Minister needs to pass a law quickly that overrides human rights law for illegal migrants. It will be easy to see if the promise is broken.

[Never Trust a Tory @ParodyTories]

@Janannemorris @AaronBastani If you vote Labour you're going to be the Tories anyway

[Aaron Bastani @AaronBastani]

I’ve no idea whether Starmer has something to hide but my God this looks bad. Answer the question man!

[Otto English @Otto_English]

It's been quite a journey for Russell Brand hasn't it. All the way from deeply annoying, self-regarding, phoney twat - to dangerous, conspiracy theory spreading, deeply annoying, self-regarding, phoney twat.

[Never Trust a Tory @ParodyTories]

This is a typical example of the vile, psychopathic and frankly evil sentiment that millions of morons like him share.

No prizes for guessing which way this clown voted in the referendum.

[William Smyth🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 @William09733378]

No sympathy for those drowned getting into Europe no doubt they would have made their way to the UK and sponged our benefits
Stay where you belong

[Never Trust a Tory @ParodyTories]

@SangitaMyska @JeremyVineOn5 @TwitterSupport His tweet is pretty much a right wing stereotype. What a sad, pathetic existence. You can bet he wouldn't dare say that to your face. These people are generally cowards. Twitter have just said though that they've given up on protecting users from trolls.

[Never Trust a Tory @ParodyTories]

@MapleHarper_ @RichMountbasket @NordVPN VPNs are pretty much pointless

[Never Trust a Tory @ParodyTories]

Sometimes reality throws up far better satire than parody could ever top

[Nile Gardiner @NileGardiner]

Boris Johnson should be back as PM. His ousting from Downing Street was fundamentally wrong and unjustified, and was also a slap in the face for British democracy.

[David Harpham @DavidHarpham77]

This individual calls herself a journalist. Yet she continues to receive airtime and newspaper columns to spread her absolute and utter nonsense…….

[Never Trust a Tory @ParodyTories]

@Otto_English I don't like the message so let's shoot the messenger!

[The Purple Pimpernel @Eyeswideopen69]

Sarah Vine and Steve Baker have used the term “Remoaners” every single day for the last seven years with no sense of irony whatsoever.

Now they’re asking us to feel sorry for them over a Brexit disaster they designed, sold and trumpeted.

Who’s moaning now?

[Never Trust a Tory @ParodyTories]

@NadineDorries So you're not mad about him breaking the very rules he created and repeatedly lying about it to Parliament and the public, but you're mad at the woman who wrote an unbiased report when it was investigated? What a piece of work you are, Dorris.

[Never Trust a Tory @ParodyTories]

@The_Mumpsimus I'd forgotten how ill looking at his cartoon face made me feel, but after looking at those statistics I feel a bit better.

[Never Trust a Tory @ParodyTories]

@stuglow In the words of @bbclaurak "That's quite a charge!"

[Never Trust a Tory @ParodyTories]

@mrjamesob That's quite a charge!

[Kenny Arnold @kennyarnold1997]

ME: Jail Michelle Mone.

BRITISH PUBLIC: Get her on Strictly.

[Roshan Patel @roshanpateI]

Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

[sarah murphy @13sarahmurphy]

Tories (supposedly the economically sensible ones) have stormed us out of the world’s most prosperous trading bloc, put up trade barriers, turbocharged costs and sunk our GDP.
They now say axing the cap on bankers’ bonuses will stimulate growth.
How intensely cluelessly batshit.

[Never Trust a Tory @ParodyTories]

I'm sorry, I only managed about 45 seconds. Jesus.

[Never Trust a Tory @ParodyTories]

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