Parr Senpai

Sickest Senpai on Sesame Street

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

If you use a Porto potty and that blue water splashes up on you, you are forever unclean. In a thousand years, archaeologists could dig up your remains and they would know. God will not let you in to heaven and the devil will not let you in hell. This is how ghosts are made.

[⚢amora⚢ @maleexclusionte]

Hey so btw, a vegan is ANYONE who says they’re a vegan. It doesn’t matter if they eat meat or dairy, if they say they’re vegan then they ARE VEGAN!!
ANYONE can be a vegan! Don’t let the cis vegans discriminate you on this , they’re just jealous bigots!

[ぶぁいぶぁい @m1goJgUnRM1319]

22歳だけど、年上の19歳ぐらいのお姉ちゃんに授乳手コキされたいよ。

[Smash Baals @smashbaals]

The founding fathers intended for “freedom of religion” to be for various Christian denominations, not demon worship.

[MasterOfPasta @_MasterOfPasta]

Chuck was 100% justified here because they don’t have any vehicles on the island. They invented stop signs and speeding tickets to specifically penalize him

[Lord Miles @Lordmiles]

The 4th of July is about American independence from Britain.

A 3% tea tax to them was crossing the line, now they pay 42% income tax 🥀

Hopefully someday America will gain independence from israel

[Bill Landis @BillLandis25]

I’m hearing that they put The Rizzler in here

[LEELEE peace and love 🙏🏻 @LEELEE1989D125]

The office assaulted him by blind siding him with a bull rush into a shop for absolutely no reason while he was being attacked by a gang that had surrounded him disgusting no it's not good enough sorry
She was supposed to help him not bull rush him into a shop shutter
Outrage

[Culter Dei Snapdragon @_cream_gravy]

flat foreign foid wearing american flag bikini send tweet

[autist @litteralyme0]

🥀🥀

[Daniel 🇩🇰 @ScandicAtheist]

You stood there. Waited for the attackers to leave. Then jumped the victim, allowing the attackers to leave.
You’re nothing but treacherous bullies.

[Leo Kearse - see me on tour! Links in bio @LeoKearse]

First time I've seen this. I was reliably informed that the man had attacked a police officer. But the man was attacked and punched to the ground by some enrichers, and then the police officer immediately attacks the man. Obviously the man doesn't know it's a police officer attacking him so he tries to defend himself, and gets arrested.

Maybe the video is missing something at the start where he does something illegal like installing air conditioning, but he looks like the victim of an assault here. What the fuck is wrong with the police in Britain?

[Tyto Alba 🪶🪶 @kriiger_tyto]

Notice it is physically impossible for the trap to snap symbolizing how women make up shit to be neurotic about

[Lark @king_of_limb]

watched a mallard duck evolve hands and fingers in real time and then he immediately proceeded to grasp and hold a lit firework

[John Carter @martianwyrdlord]

By this historically illiterate logic, it is also impossible for whites to be racist to Arabs or Turks, as the Barbary and Ottoman slave trades lasted well into the 19th century. But Dean, whose worldview is comprised of 100% unadulterated Hollywood capeshit, has never heard of any of these.

[sanrio daily ✨ @sanriodaily]

there used to be this account on here pretending to be big ben who just tweeted ‘bong bong’ or whatever it was every hour and anyway, one day they broke character to tell me i was annoying

[memetic_sisyphus @memeticsisyphus]

No they really did vote the black woman in a cheap wig as the winner.