Office of Civil Defense

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[Big Nate Season 2 @ndogid]

Showing my barber this image

[Office of Civil Defense @mamaprobsa]

@LeagueOfLegends the only thing that can save me from my life threatening alcoholism is Jungle Alistar. He has to return to form or else I may suddenly die very badly at any moments notice. Please, my kids need a father to raise them. Preferably one who can Jungle Alistar again.

[Office of Civil Defense @mamaprobsa]

@riotgames I and many others will come out of retirement if you legalize Jungle Alistar again. It's what the playerbase yearns for. I hear whispers of this forbidden tech pleading to be revived by all who play this game seriously, especially those with disposable income for skins

[Office of Civil Defense @mamaprobsa]

@edmundmcmillen Casey Anthony

[Office of Civil Defense @mamaprobsa]

going codeine crazy in fortnite

[eternal classic @eternalclassic_]

DEPLOY THE OINKER 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️

[Office of Civil Defense @mamaprobsa]

three McDoubles

[rebb ford @rebbford]

@Triburos making it 3x longer so you can reflect on your privilege and learn to practice gratitude

[Office of Civil Defense @mamaprobsa]

hey ese you dropped your shuttlecock

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

The dog in Scooby-Doo pissed me off so much. Oh you’ll do it for a Scooby snack? How about you do it or we’ll have you put down

[Office of Civil Defense @mamaprobsa]

I'll puke, eat it and freak you

[Office of Civil Defense @mamaprobsa]

I GO TO SLEEP WITH PICTURES OF PORN HOES ON MY WALL

[MASS APPEAL @MassAppeal]

what are the best opening bars in Hip Hop history? 🤔

[Rap God @twomad]

i think ill play video games w my friends get scared at a gay bar consider getting a pet and fail in my newest endeavor just to return to school for a different degree and debate opening an onlyfans and get married and divorced to a dentist hehe

[SLBysusparidas @SLBysusparidas]

D.O.O.R 🚪

[Baldi's USB Flash Drive🏳️‍🌈 @BaldiFlashDrive]

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[Office of Civil Defense @mamaprobsa]

I hope the Hulk eats the Punisher. Maybe even sexually.