Oh look at me I’m Tom Holland. I’m starring in several blockbusters. I have my own movie trilogy. I’m marrying Zendaya. I’m playing Spider-Man. Fuck you.
HEY MAGA!
How the fuck exactly will trump invading Panama and Greenland, threatening Canada, and changing the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America make eggs and gas cheaper?
Just curious.
School shooting in Madison, WI. Police chief said
“Stop asking why schools don’t have bullet proof glass & metal detectors at all the doors. Ask why schools HAVE to. That’s the question that needs to be asked”
Jay Z has TWO albums with R. Kelly and a whole tour with him and is close friends with him, Diddy, and Harvey Weinstein but there’s suddenly no way he could be a predator?? Because he’s married to Beyoncé?? Lmao please be so for real.
guy 1: There'll be parties for hosting
guy 2: Marshmallows for toasting and caroling out in the snow
guy 3 (has no idea what Christmas is): There'll be scary ghost stories and tales of the glories of Christmases long, long ago
So Republicans, now that it's clear to you that he lied to you about not knowing anything about Project 2025, have you considered that he might be lying to you about everything else?
Inflation? Covid? Sexual assault? Epstein? The 2020 election? January 6?
the amount of men asking “what if she gets her period and starts a war” about a 60 year old woman is a prime example of why men need to stay out of our reproductive rights.
I’m hearing there are many long lines to vote across Pennsylvania on college campuses because of record youth voter turnout.
PENNSYLVANIA STUDENTS: IF YOU ARE IN LINE TO VOTE STAY IN LINE TO VOTE YOU CANNOT BE TURNED AWAY SO LONG AS YOU ARE IN LINE.
If I had a nickel for every time an elderly woman fell to their death after sacrificing themselves for the greater good, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice. #HouseOfTheDragon#AgathaAllAlong