Parry Malm

66% of people think I'm good at marketing* * based upon a sample of 3. Likes: @gengrave @canucks #anarchy #ftw

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I’ve been playing #FPL for three years now. I don’t know much about football (soccer). But I do know a bit about statistics and economics, so I’ve built a model and applied some theory to both FPL and Draft. Thread here if you’re interested in FPL and statistics (mute otherwise)

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@DrDangles87 bud, you forgot what harper did in 2009. economic stimulus to drive employment at the margins is keynsian economic basics, practiced by conservatives and liberals the world over. Deficit? Yeah, you bet: https://t.co/GrvhIr7hzr

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@johnnycanuck71 @TheDiscoStu he's here crying about having to pay too much for eggs. yet he STILL hasn't eaten a single one of his own limbs, the selfish bastard. stop crying until you've made a real sacrifice, you namby pamby fucking snowflake.

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@biohazardDFL Insane circle pit!!

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@davehendricks @tkawaja been off twitter for a while, just checkign back in. whatever happened at the end of the tournament?

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@TheDiscoStu it's super dumb. in football they play the team's song. YNWA at liverpool, London Calling at Millwall, and probably some J-Pop at Man U. way better.

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@TheDiscoStu UNACCEPTABLE

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@Keir_Starmer They have the plant, but we have the power

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@riotsurvivor need to trade for #72

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@fasc1nate amirite @TheDiscoStu

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@TheDiscoStu which Petey? Please be more specific.

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@TheDiscoStu pretty sure he's a provincial politician in Puglia, loosely affiliated with the far right

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@NoContextBrits danny fuckin dyer

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@davehendricks Me talking to my fellow Americans about American stuff, like bald eagles and hamburgers and Buccees:

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@AutismCapital what's up with his voice? is that how he's always sounded, or is there something wrong with him?

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@TheDiscoStu would be wild to see an NBA-style trade. 5 teams, each of which give Canucks their first 3 picks in this year's draft. and just yolo it to the cup in 2031

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@TheDiscoStu such a #bitterbro

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@CanucksArmy @frank_seravalli how is that dude only 29 years old

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@dangrech "we're focused on growth" - show me a government in the history of kind that is focused on... not growth...