Sissy Fist

Yo dawg! I heard you liked tweets!

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16gb yall!!!!
#allthemdigits #data4dayz #SDLive

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My friend Jake at the beach!
#jakebrowning

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#worldphotograpyday I finished you guys! #wholeworldinmytweet #catchemall

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#ClownPetPeeves

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#SaveTheCrew

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5 rock music words #RockMusicIn5Words

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https://t.co/5sjWkpfRhC

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When the moon hits your eye like-a big pizza pie 🍕:

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What did one sociopath say to the other sociopath?
Nothing.

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No Boyz II Men, I do NOT want you to. #FactCheckASong

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12:06am #RealTime

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This is my turtle Oscar. He loves berries.
#OscarNoms

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I went to get sushi with 9 friends. 7 of us ate sushi with fish eggs.
#7in10forRoe

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My day off
#MyDayOffIn3Words

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#kurtcobain 's middle name was Donald.

#alternativefacts

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Hashtag six word fortune cookie answers #6WordFortuneCookieAnswers

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Me is the object form of the pronoun I

#OneFactAboutMe
#pronouns #antiadverbs #themoreyouknow

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Sharpie on the desk next to White-Out be like
#damn
#YoureSoWhite

#sharpie #oopsmoment #undo #whowritesonpaper #facepaint

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I got hot sauce in my bag.
#Swag #hotsauce #sriracha

#SpicerFacts

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Christopher Columbus is credited for introducing #paprika to Europe. By the 1500s, it made its way to #Hungary.
#SpicerFacts